Originally Posted by
time bandit
no, but seriously. you guys are the worst drivers ever.
(the only thing i've been serious about in this thread is jersey drivers.)
yeah, it's terrible. nj commuters have this weird pride about being really aggressive drivers. the problem is, they're so often really
terrible drivers.
i'll watch an suv a few blocks away screech around a car they feel is going "too slow" only to end up in a lane with three cabs.
when they eventually stop behind the cabs and end up five or six car lengths behind where they were originally, they honk for a few seconds then slam on their gas to cut someone off only to slam on their brakes because they didn't notice the light had turned red-- and then honk at me two blocks later as i pass them for the third or fourth time at a casual cruising speed.
the worst is watching them honk at pedestrians
with a walk sign because they want to make their turn-on-red before perpendicular traffic starts.
i'm sure some jersey commuters are fine, don't get me wrong-- but the problem drivers always seem to have yellow plates.
come to think of it, the only two times i've ever been doored have been by jersey drivers, both times idiots wrapped in their own little world of being fat and fantasizing about quadruple whoppers.
that said, there is very little as satisfying as walking up to someone in the middle of a busy street, putting your finger right to their dome and yelling
"Go back to Jersey, you fat fu.ck!"