i love this thread!

my first long (2 miles) ride on a track bike i had come up to my apartment building, slowed down gracefully and came to a stop. i gingerly lifted my foot to place on the ground not remembering i was in straps. well of course i couldn't get my foot out in time and i slowly and peacefully fell right off to the side. it was a quiet little moment of hilarious embarrassment.

there are other people just as ****zy as you out there.

emerald: please tell me you were scared of the ball in little league and we'll be best friends.