I am a complete, unadulterated Fred

Here's why:
1. I always ride in roadie clothes (yep, the works, though NEVER in anything that remotely resembles 'team colours' [yeech]) BUT I pollute same by always using MTB shoes/SPD and riding with a backpack (wait, it get's worse!)
2. I commute during the week (and often on weekends), and do distance rides (when I can) on weekends, BUT
3. All this is done on my one/only bike: an mtb (hardtail) heavily modified/weight-weenied for road riding.
Forgive me purists, for I have sinned.