I'm the black dragon of the north.
My bike is the embodyment of General Lee, the racing car on 'Dukes of Hazzard'.

Flat black, red seatpost, reflective tape racing stripes. And a red westcoastchoppers sticker.
I'm WAY snotty about my bike, I even know the name of the welder.
He may be THE BEST mtb frame welder on planet earth. I ride the bike as if i'm the test pilot (prototype frame).

I'm hell on wheels in town, though I run the vehicular laws to the letter..(except hand signals) I will hop curbs, ride sidewalks -always position myself @ the front of the cager pack at the intersection.

I've never lost a race across the intersection ever to a car. I have a lower tensioner that wraps up 4 more teeth on my 38T chainring and I can torque that drive so freaking hard. Zooooooooom. I'm outta there.

When I'm in the woods I'm pretty peacefull, lots of slow riding, little hiptricks, but I relax and enjoy the enviroment.
On the road i'm chasing people on road bikes, keeping up with the flow.
I always tell myself to pace...then I start spinning faster.

I need a NHRA sticker for my bike and I should use STP for chain oil.

GO-SPEEDRACER-GO!