Originally Posted by Rancid
The woman saved me from probably getting written up six ways from sunday, but the moral of the story is....Don't bring a fixed gear to a marine corps base unless you outrank the gate guard. Or have friends that are married to people who out rank the gate guard.
Sounds to me like the moral of the story is don't join the Marines
Hey in this case you win so Sometimes you ought not just shut your mouth. Another tip, dont ever say your bike "has no brakes". Just say, "you pedal backwards to brake" and it conjures up images of their childhood bike with coaster brakes.