You guys are spending a bit too much time on road bike talk. You all ok?

To get up to speed:
No BMX tandem, therefore no tail whips.
No Dirtworks Classic, for reasons mentioned previously, as well as the fact that they seem to be my business enemy. They refuse to sell to us, which forces us to sell the same items they do, but at 1/2 price.
A Ti track bike just sounds silly. We all know Tiger's at Monash perfecting his upcoming creation - DBB tubing (double butted bamboo)
If I've skipped any topics, you'll all let me know straight away.