I was slapped on the side of my face by a female pedestrian. I was riding my Puch, and she was with a friend and waving her arms like she was being attacked by a wasp. A line of people were coming up on bikes towards me on a stretch of the bike-path. I had nowhere to run - "One Your Left!" I shouted. To no avail. She maintained her center-of-path position. !SLAP! as I went by...It never occurred to me to slap her back.

Somewhere else, at this exact moment, Kerri was getting her 'boobs' grabbed.