cycling: road rash over 20% of body, 15 stitches in knee, 12 in head. still have grit in my face (couldn't be removed safely). all different crashes
in-line skating: broken thumb, fractured ankle (same crash).
work: drill bit through hand, fibreglass fibre wrapped around eyeball.
misc: fell about 20 feet out of a tree, wrecked my hips. had a tree fall on me, arm was sore for a few weeks. total of more than 75 stitches (more if I bothered to go to hopsital every time).