I can't believe nobody has suggested he sell all his uprights and buy a recumbent!!!!!
I had a used hybrid for tooling around town that had an older all leather saddle. I noticed it was a bit more comfy than others I'd tried.
Baseball glvoes need breaking in and we put stuff on the leather of those. Apparently Brooks has directions and an "ointment" that let's the saddle break in to our individual body form. Some like them, some don't.