No, sh00k, n00oo!!!

Someone should have warned you when you said you wanted to buy a fast bike, bicycling hurts. I thought you already knew that. Ride hard and the pain in your legs and lungs should mask the pain in your soft bottom until it HTFU. More weight on your pedals, less on your bum. If it was easy, they would call it driving.

The more you spend on your bike, the more you are obligated to hammer. Lucky you didn't get the carbon bike. La-Z-Boy makes a nice line of saddles. Trade your Trek for an electric tricycle, and enjoy the ride!