Ah, bum bars...



In these parts, we tend to call them DUI bars too but usually the DUI guys usually all ride crazy looking department store mountain bikes that feature huge shocks on just about every part imaginable. They're also fond of riding in a really high gear...pedaling their asses off and going nowhere...on the sidewalk (on the wrong side of the road, naturally). My wife and I often joke that Mongoose or Huffy should just get on with it and make a bike called "The DUI", sold exclusively at Walgreens.