Lot's of people don't fall. Just because many of you can't remember how to get your foot out of the pedal doesn't mean everyone does. Just say that it's common instead of trying to make yourselves feel better by projecting your failure onto everyone.
It's not a failure ... it's all part of the learning experience. A learning experience experienced by 99% of the cycling population.
Very little in life is a failure.
So, since you're so special, why not impart your wisdom to us lowly masses? Instead of gloating, tell us how it's done.