Off topic -- Not intending to derail this thread -- but I have to say, I learned recently that the main audience for that show is not men, but women aged 18-34. My son's girlfriend is a big fan of the show.

Back on topic -- I do have so many bikes that I was able to hide a new acquisition amongst the others. For awhile. My wife isn't that unaware, unfortunately. She eventually spotted the new one and is now on to me.

Don't get me wrong, she is very pleased when I sell a bike at a "profit" (that is, labor is free). She's also pleased that our daughter likes the vintage Schwinn Collegiate 3-speed I bought nearly pristine at a yard sale for $10. But she'd like to see fewer bikes in the garage and none in the alley.