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Brian 07-17-06 07:25 AM


Originally Posted by mrkott3r
Hey Expat would you trust Maurice enough to buy a second hand set of wheels?
Im factoring in that I would need to replace the bearings.

Better to ask Jock than me. I waived cash in that guys face, and couldn't get him to sell me anything, so I may be a bit biased against him.

lotek 07-17-06 09:35 AM


Originally Posted by jock
Guess you'll just have to refer to them by some other label as opposed to using a benign Australian colloquialism. "Over-sensitive bastards" seems to fit. OSB's for short.
Whatdya reckon Marty, Brian?

Works for me


Originally Posted by jock
Hitchy's been banned from saying seppo in the open forums. He gotted biatch slapped by Koffee and Marty ran awy and hid.

I didn't run away I went walkabout you roo rooter bastid. Hey I need some time to myself
if I'm gunna be able to waste half my day here.

oh yah, one other thing:

Leave Lancy pants outta this, and his mother/girlfriend/wife clones too.
He is working to make the world safe for democracy and is a hero and nearly died ferchists sake.
he wasn't shagging those sheilas for fun you know, and besides Cheryl actually RODE a bike
up Alp d'Huez I saw it on a humane interest story on OLN (Only Lance Network) last year
before he dumped her.

I believe the next political hotspot is going to be Lesotho, I understand that we are
going to be going there to help make the world a safer place, but then I might be wrong
(not that it matters).

and I'd be careful of all the political banter, some other mod may take it on themselves
to move TAT(s) to Foo, and then you'd be in the porcelain phone to god with all that seppo talk.

w@nkers.

have a nice day

marty

62vette 07-17-06 04:25 PM

Marty, I suspect you are not really American at all. You should be expecting a visit from Homeland Security any time now :p

ed073 07-17-06 04:27 PM

anyone else catch that live autopsy show on SBS last night??

Strewth....

HDTVKSS 07-17-06 04:54 PM

Climbo, what sort of bike rack do you have? looks pretty good....

Thylacine 07-17-06 04:59 PM

QFTD: "Hommus? What's Hommus?" - David Koch

climbo 07-17-06 05:07 PM


Originally Posted by HDTVKSS
Climbo, what sort of bike rack do you have? looks pretty good....

Rhino Rack tow hitch style - takes 3 bikes.

matagi 07-17-06 05:12 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
anyone else catch that live autopsy show on SBS last night??

Strewth....

No, hubby is a bit too squeamish for those things. Am curious to know what you thought of it.

The guy doing the dissection looksed like the stereotypical mad German professor you see in James Bond type movies.

We watched "Overcoming" instead.

classic1 07-17-06 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
anyone else catch that live autopsy show on SBS last night??

Strewth....

Yuk

I caught two minutes of it where he was hacking into the dead dudes leg with the skun and flaccid old fella and niagras right in his face.

Eewwwwww.

classic1 07-17-06 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by lotek

Leave Lancy pants outta this, and his mother/girlfriend/wife clones too.
He is working to make the world safe for democracy and is a hero and nearly died ferchists sake.
he wasn't shagging those sheilas for fun you know,

LOL. Lance = Chuck Norris

Thylacine 07-17-06 05:24 PM

Damn, I knew there was something I was supposed to watch after Denton.

classic1 07-17-06 05:25 PM

Couple good reads here on Landis and Armstrong race fans.

http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/?020715fa_fact1

http://www.nytimes.com/glogin?URI=ht...Q271Q5EvNiZQ22

ed073 07-17-06 05:35 PM


Originally Posted by matagi
No, hubby is a bit too squeamish for those things. Am curious to know what you thought of it.

The guy doing the dissection looksed like the stereotypical mad German professor you see in James Bond type movies.

We watched "Overcoming" instead.


That was it....

Gunther Van Hagens is his name....he's had quite a life. Son of a Nazi SS officer and pioneered "plastination"....has been accused of stealing cadavers and breaking 200 year old public dissection laws....

Wikipedia him or plastination...


Not for the squeamish.

Wilchemy 07-17-06 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by classic1
Yuk

I caught two minutes of it where he was hacking into the dead dudes leg with the skun and flaccid old fella and niagras right in his face.

Eewwwwww.

You mean they don't always have a really really bright light shining on the downstairs bits so it just appears as blinding white section? But that's what they do in CSI so it must be right :rolleyes:

Did he put anything in an envelope & say "get this to trace?" :D

Wilchemy 07-17-06 05:56 PM

Actually it sounds like it would have been an interesting show. I turned the TV off after Top Gear coz I thought there was nothing else on (apart from the Kylie interview which had to be taped for the wife)

Thylacine 07-17-06 05:56 PM

Gunther von Hagens, to be pedantic.

The scary part of this guy?

He has a wife.

:eek:

Must...not....think......must..........resist....

Thylacine 07-17-06 06:19 PM

2ndQFTD - "See the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this sh¡t and it's over," Bush told Blair as he chewed on a buttered roll.

bbw 07-17-06 07:10 PM

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Aaah isnt that sweet?

ed073 07-17-06 07:25 PM


Originally Posted by Wilchemy
Actually it sounds like it would have been an interesting show. I turned the TV off after Top Gear coz I thought there was nothing else on (apart from the Kylie interview which had to be taped for the wife)


I got a bit teary watching Kyles....


sniff....

lotek 07-17-06 07:29 PM

They showed that autopsy show here, I think I saw part of the old
geezers lungs being removed, I was gunna koch so switched to something
more (less) appropriate like OLN coverage of the Tour as seen through
LANCES perspective, like what he thinks of the stages etc. fascinating stuff (it).

Speaking of which as payback for all the seppo jokes Lance called all the
french a$$holes on public TV, and he wonders why they don't like them
and seppos wonder why the world doesn't like them. . . .

fark it, nuke em all.

marty

Wilchemy 07-17-06 07:30 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
I got a bit teary watching Kyles.......


I got a bit emotional at the opening credits when they showed her in the gold hotpants....

Wilchemy 07-17-06 07:33 PM

Marty...love your work! :lol:

classic1 07-17-06 07:36 PM


Originally Posted by Wilchemy
I got a bit emotional at the opening credits when they showed her in the gold hotpants....

'Emotional' isn't the word. I think you meant to use another word beginning with 'e'. e..r...e..c

:D

pshaw 07-17-06 07:39 PM

Anyone seen kylie in the agent provocateur ads?

lotek 07-17-06 07:40 PM

well somebody's gotta show that not all us seppo's are brainless twits
or whinging w@nkers.
(helps that I travelled alot and lived in RSA for 5 years).

Kylie has been banned from US tv, the religious right feel she
is too, uhm suggestive? yah that's it. and if they haven't the
prudes are sure to pass a constitutional ammendment to back
it up, obviously they've never met Priscilla either.


marty


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