like, sometimes, when things get too quiet, a frind of mine, just suddenly says "hmm hmm hmm!!" and looks like he has a cunning plan. anyone else have weird stuf like that? this one bloke i know keeps saying, "anyway, long story short" and this one chick i know keeps going "ha ha ha ha ha" and then going "snarf" so it's like this: "HA HA HA HA HA-SNARF!!"

Try to talk in old english style for a little bit when you are around your friends. It works a lot better if it's like 3 in the morning and you are just finishing eating 100 pixie sticks each.

wats a pixy stick?

its a small stick about the same size of a straw. its filled with a powder candy type thing. the powder is loaded with sugar!

i love 'em. the most i've had at once was about 40 and 2 bottles of Mt.Dew

oh. we call those sugar tubes.

well this one time back in 'nam...

Wierd sayings?......Pixie Sticks?......Sugar Tubes?.....Say no more....

In a sense there a legal crack.

Comparing Pixie Stix to crack cocaine is like comparing O'Douls to Sapporo.

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i dont drink

IT was metaphorically speaking.

O'Douls is non-alcoholic "beer".

Do you get the simile at least, come on "give me a ficken bone here"

Hmm, you know, this french fry tastes like an imposter...I mean it's just not good enough to be french....what the hell am I saying...dude...shoot me, oh wait..I'm so drunk thst I'm prolly too drunk to get shot properly too....

--me about a half hour from the worst hangover I ever had...BTW I never touched Southern Comfort after that night....and yes, I am fully conscious when I'm that drunk

my weird saying is my signature: i don't want u dead, i just want u not living anymore

Stewie

Family Guy

This is a great thread! I don't have anything too funny to add, though...

Mine: "Arrrright, moving right along..."

A friend of mine: "So, and, um, yeah. OK!"

how bout, "so, hows school?"

god protect me because if i die youve got me on your hands

or its always interesting to yell " you people voted for hubert humpfrey and you killed jesus!"

Family Guy is the best show ever.
Lois: Peter are you drunk?
Peter: No i'm just exhausetd because i've been up all night drinking.
Lois: Well, i've got to go.
Peter: Yeah..... all the way to the bank.
Brian: Nice.

Thats funny. There are new episodes comming out next year.

yep. really anything that stewie says is funnier than ****

well ive had quite a few really really good ones the one people likle most was we were takin about male reactions and this girl said somthin that was wrong so i yell" what the hell you dont have a penis" we all laughed another one was im gonna eat your baby i yelled that at a friend my teacher thought i was talkin about her and her baby and she came up to me and was like ger are you still mad about earlier it was so funny

Me and my friends act strange and stuff when it goes quiet... one of us will just yell out a random word or something like "chikARN" or "Chaffing of buttoks" its funny but kinda gay.
now kids at school are saying it 2

i believe its "throw me a fricken bone here"

My daughter has a strange saying " I poke badgers with spoons". Have no idea what that means.I'll have to disagree on the the funniest show, it's King of the Hill.Yep,ummmhmmm,tell ya right now man........

your daughter says that? thats gotta be the weirdest thing i ever heard.