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USAZorro 04-11-16 09:05 AM


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 18681575)
Yes. I have this weird service from USPS called Informed Delivery. I get an email with pictures of my mail before it arrives in my mailbox. This morning, I saw that I have an envelope from Nashville, NC, and it is hand-addressed, and I assume it has the decals.

@USAZorro said he'll be away for the week. Would it make sense for me to send the BOC to @nlerner? He can then send it to @USAZorro, and then we can resume the normal order.

I'll be away from this coming Friday (evening) for 9 days. If you can kick it out the door today, it should be ok. If not, I might need to bump down 2 spots.

noglider 04-11-16 09:08 AM


Originally Posted by USAZorro (Post 18681606)
I'll be away from this coming Friday (evening) for 9 days. If you can kick it out the door today, it should be ok. If not, I might need to bump down 2 spots.

It's 11am as I write this, and I'm at work. The box is at home. I could get it in the mail tomorrow morning, which would get it to you Thursday night, and I suspect that's not enough time for you to turn it around before you leave.

USAZorro 04-11-16 09:10 AM


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 18681614)
It's 11am as I write this, and I'm at work. The box is at home. I could get it in the mail tomorrow morning, which would get it to you Thursday night, and I suspect that's not enough time for you to turn it around before you leave.

I concur. gugie will be moving me down 2 spots.

nlerner 04-11-16 09:11 AM


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 18681575)
Yes. I have this weird service from USPS called Informed Delivery. I get an email with pictures of my mail before it arrives in my mailbox. This morning, I saw that I have an envelope from Nashville, NC, and it is hand-addressed, and I assume it has the decals.

@USAZorro said he'll be away for the week. Would it make sense for me to send the BOC to @nlerner? He can then send it to @USAZorro, and then we can resume the normal order.

Calling Crapmaster [MENTION=381793]gugie[/MENTION] for a ruling.

gugie 04-11-16 09:18 AM


Originally Posted by nlerner (Post 18681623)
Calling Crapmaster @gugie for a ruling.

The Crapmaster has ruled, and PM'ed those affected. USAZorro has invoked rule 15, moved down 2 slots for safety margin.

The Crapmaster has ruled!
Long live the BOC!

nlerner 04-11-16 09:22 AM

^^ The Crapmaster abides!

RobbieTunes 04-11-16 04:53 PM

We have become a "I want it, and I want it now" society.
Should be called the McBox'o'Crap; want fries with that?

Kudo's to USAZorro for looking out for uh, timeliness.

gugie 04-11-16 09:56 PM


Originally Posted by RobbieTunes (Post 18682838)
We have become a "I want it, and I want it now" society.

What do you think the Internet is all about?

RobbieTunes 04-12-16 05:53 AM


Originally Posted by gugie (Post 18683516)
What do you think the Internet is all about?

Not porn?

jyl 04-12-16 07:51 AM


Originally Posted by RobbieTunes (Post 18683849)
Not porn?

Bike porn . . .

gugie 04-12-16 09:10 AM


Originally Posted by RobbieTunes (Post 18683849)
Not porn?


Originally Posted by jyl (Post 18684069)
Bike porn . . .

Nobody, and I mean nobody wants to wait around for their (bike) porn.

noglider 04-12-16 09:16 AM

Last night, I went to the mini post office near my home. The lobby is available 24 hours a day. We are supposed to swipe a credit card (I guess because our names are embedded in the magnetic strip) to buzz ourselves in. But it seemed to be powered off, and I couldn't get in.

It was raining and blowing heavily this morning. I took the wrapped and labeled BOC with me and strapped it into the basket on a Citi Bike bike and rode to the full size post office. Strapping it in was very hard, as the bungie cord didn't want to reach the built-in hook. I got to the post office, and the label had been ruined. I asked a postal clerk if she could pull the label up by the number and reprint, but she said no. I rode back home to drop the BOC off, and by then, the box had become soft from water, so I'll need to replace the flat rate box. I wasn't going to carry it to work on the subway. It's damned heavy, and I think the post office might be losing on this flat rate deal when things are this heavy. I rode Citi Bike to the subway. I'm at work now, drying off.

I'll try again tomorrow. Sorry.

gugie 04-12-16 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 18684307)
Last night, I went to the mini post office near my home. The lobby is available 24 hours a day. We are supposed to swipe a credit card (I guess because our names are embedded in the magnetic strip) to buzz ourselves in. But it seemed to be powered off, and I couldn't get in.

It was raining and blowing heavily this morning. I took the wrapped and labeled BOC with me and strapped it into the basket on a Citi Bike bike and rode to the full size post office. Strapping it in was very hard, as the bungie cord didn't want to reach the built-in hook. I got to the post office, and the label had been ruined. I asked a postal clerk if she could pull the label up by the number and reprint, but she said no. I rode back home to drop the BOC off, and by then, the box had become soft from water, so I'll need to replace the flat rate box. I wasn't going to carry it to work on the subway. It's damned heavy, and I think the post office might be losing on this flat rate deal when things are this heavy. I rode Citi Bike to the subway. I'm at work now, drying off.

I'll try again tomorrow. Sorry.

What a crappy day!

Fahrenheit531 04-12-16 09:32 AM


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 18684307)
Last night, I went to the mini post office near my home. The lobby is available 24 hours a day. We are supposed to swipe a credit card (I guess because our names are embedded in the magnetic strip) to buzz ourselves in. But it seemed to be powered off, and I couldn't get in.

It was raining and blowing heavily this morning. I took the wrapped and labeled BOC with me and strapped it into the basket on a Citi Bike bike and rode to the full size post office. Strapping it in was very hard, as the bungie cord didn't want to reach the built-in hook. I got to the post office, and the label had been ruined. I asked a postal clerk if she could pull the label up by the number and reprint, but she said no. I rode back home to drop the BOC off, and by then, the box had become soft from water, so I'll need to replace the flat rate box. I wasn't going to carry it to work on the subway. It's damned heavy, and I think the post office might be losing on this flat rate deal when things are this heavy. I rode Citi Bike to the subway. I'm at work now, drying off.

I'll try again tomorrow. Sorry.

Beats the heck outta "screw you guys, gotta wash my car this week and that's my priority and you can wait till I'm damn good and ready anyway because I don't even know you so pfffft!"
An impressive effort, [MENTION=152773]noglider[/MENTION]! :thumb:

RobbieTunes 04-12-16 10:20 AM

For Priority Mail, they'll pick it up if you notify them.

long john 04-12-16 01:13 PM

I am re thinking my crap recraping. Total crap recall.

jyl 04-12-16 07:00 PM

The growing weight of the BoC is concerning. What happens if we overload it to the point that the box tears open? I propose we only put in titanium and carbon fiber crap from now on. And copy noglider's example and replace the box if it looks even a bit iffy.

gugie 04-12-16 07:10 PM


Originally Posted by jyl (Post 18685884)
The growing weight of the BoC is concerning. What happens if we overload it to the point that the box tears open? I propose we only put in titanium and carbon fiber crap from now on. And copy noglider's example and replace the box if it looks even a bit iffy.

As an member of RONA, with t-shirt to prove it, I must protest. This can be easily fixed with lugged, steel box corners.

After reviewing your position in the crap line, however, I see where you're going with this.

jyl 04-12-16 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by gugie (Post 18685900)
As an member of RONA, with t-shirt to prove it, I must protest. This can be easily fixed with lugged, steel box corners.

After reviewing your position in the crap line, however, I see where you're going with this.

I'm just saying, if you're gonna put a still-good chain in the BoC, and are holding a $8 KMC in one hand and a drilled hollowpin Regina in the other hand, think of the poor postlady. I'm all about being considerate to others.

gugie 04-12-16 09:45 PM


Originally Posted by jyl (Post 18685946)
I'm just saying, if you're gonna put a still-good chain in the BoC, and are holding a $8 KMC in one hand and a drilled hollowpin Regina in the other hand, think of the poor postlady. I'm all about being considerate to others.

The Box o' Crap. Where C&V forum members dream.

long john 04-16-16 04:20 AM

As to the box reinforcement we need a tig welded aluminum ti s/s etc liner that fits into the USPS box
:thumb:

smontanaro 04-16-16 05:36 AM


Originally Posted by long john (Post 18694742)
As to the box reinforcement we need a tig welded aluminum ti s/s etc liner that fits into the USPS box
:thumb:

Hmmm... Anybody got some sheet aluminum and a bending brake?

Velocivixen 04-16-16 06:02 AM

I have expressed my interest to [MENTION=381793]gugie[/MENTION], regarding a frame building class in the future, and about having some welding, brazing, etc. tutorials. This might be a good time - I could braze a liner "frame" for the BOC internals. I would be willing to do that for the group and the BOC.

Yeah, I know.....I'm a giver like that. :thumb:

gugie 04-16-16 09:43 AM


Originally Posted by Velocivixen (Post 18694819)
I have expressed my interest to @gugie, regarding a frame building class in the future, and about having some welding, brazing, etc. tutorials. This might be a good time - I could braze a liner "frame" for the BOC internals. I would be willing to do that for the group and the BOC.

Yeah, I know.....I'm a giver like that. :thumb:

CrMo, double butted sheets of steel, baroque reinforcements lugs on the corner outlined with enamel pen and two-tone paint job...Special box 'o crap decaling with clear coat over...

We should be able knock that out in an afternoon, with a stop for high tea.

Velocivixen 04-16-16 11:44 AM

[MENTION=381793]gugie[/MENTION] - got any Nervex lugs we could incorporate?


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