Pls add me to the end of the queue, Mr Crapmaster. I am ready for more crap.

My sincere apologies for taking so long to get the box labeled. Brain fart (or two), longer
hours at a new job, the Cubs, I have a plethora of excuses. It's now waiting for our letter carrier to get a hernia (tipped the scales at 25lbs). Should get picked up tomorrow afternoon.

Skip

Why does every one taunt me with a flick stand!!!!!

Ach, please read The Rules: coffee before, beer after!

:beer:

fify

More crap you shall have.

Note: I recently had a second monitor put in at work. Now I can drag the first page over to another screen, making copying and pasting queue requests much easier.

Another note: The queue is only 7 members long right now, sign up for more crap, encourage semi-newbie's that have over 150 posts to play for the first time. The line is short!

OK sign me up again. Thanks.

Venerable Doctor Crapmaster Timelord,

I have been lurking in this thread for a while, and I have a project frame that has been languishing for far too long. May I respectfully request admittance into this, the infamous Box o' Crap club? :) I have read the rules and promise to abide by them.

My stock of crap is deep and wide; please sign me up for another round, dearest venerable crapmaster.

Sign me up, Crappy!

Signed
That's the way to do it, young padawan

And repeatably.

Note: only recidivists may use this moniker. All others note Jadesfire's correct and appropriate salutation.

This brings me to a new rule, one I have decided to start as of now. All Craplayers will be designated by either a "V" at the end of their handle on Page 1, or "MR". V should be self-explanatory, I'm thinking MR should have a number attached to it to match the number of times one has crapped in and out of the box. I started going back through the various editions, but it is difficult for me to do this, so please let me know. For example, [MENTION=45088]nlerner[/MENTION] has played approximately 438 times, so the next time the BOC gets to him this will be 439; he would get an MR439 ranking. I am thinking that there should be something special when you hit 5, 10, perhaps 25 plays. @Dr

To keep it simple, the first time one plays the ranking is V. The second time would be MR1, third MR2, etc. One exception will be [MENTION=168558]Drillium Dude[/MENTION], who will be, and forever more given the highest and most honorable moniker of "CE". I'm thinking this is the BOC equivalent of "First Sea Lord", which I always thought was the coolest sounding military rank ever, reporting directly to Poseidon, as I understand it.

Requesting re-entry, Lord C.

Crapmaster Emeritus?

Most excellent. Looking forward to participating!

And your MR ranking, sir?

:thumb:

I believe I am MR6, soon to be MR7.
-J

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There ya go!

Follow along, everybody...

Here are the historical threads I could find:

http://www.bikeforums.net/classic-vi...ound-game.html

http://www.bikeforums.net/classic-vi...und-robin.html

http://www.bikeforums.net/classic-vi...t-passing.html

http://www.bikeforums.net/classic-vi...right-4-a.html

http://www.bikeforums.net/classic-vi...h-edition.html

I may have missed some.

Thanks! I'll add the initiators of each to CE status

Heh. Thanks for finding my old thread. I see my spreadsheet still exists and was last updated in early 2011.

I played the first BOC game wherein a bunch of people agreed to ship boxes to other players, Secret Santa style. I have played the current passing version 3 times.

Wow. I forgot all about that thread. Long live the BOC.

I don't want in though........ no sir.... no crap for me. :)

Can someone just send it back to himself seven or eight times to build up his rank? Call it crap-farming

If you can somehow get on the list seven or eight times back to back, be my guest! If you just send it back and forth to yourself, The Crapmaster will snicker at your expenditure with no Crappy Credit. Worse yet, you'll have a Rule 2 violation, unless you can go to the post office, hand $18.75 to the person behind the counter, point out that you're shipping it to yourself, they give it back, rinse and repeat 7 or 8 times. You'll be helping out the constantly underfunded USPS, with no credit for BOC turns.

The Crapmaster has ruled!

OK, I still haven't figured out what V and MR mean. Someone please 'splain to me.