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repechage 03-15-20 07:26 PM

No one mentioned a bidet? And we pride ourselves here of not being scared of the French (threads)

katsup 03-15-20 07:41 PM


Originally Posted by greatscott (Post 21368848)
You know what I find odd about this hysteria in the USA going on right now? I remember the Cuban missile crises, I remember when Khrushchev said he was going to bury the US, I remember those days when the threat of nuclear war was at the highest level ever...yet people didn't go into hysterics and run to the store to clean off the shelves. I don't about you but I would think the threat of nuclear war would be just a tiny bit scarier than this stupid virus, and yet here are, us Americans, showing the world what a bunch of scaredy cats we really are. I bet China and Russia and other such places that don't like us all that much are laughing their collective arses off at us...I know I would be if I were one of them, tough Americans...riiiiight.

I agree and I think the big difference between now and then is the media (news, social media, etc..). They show people in lines at stores and empty shelves which causes panic.

qcpmsame 03-15-20 07:46 PM


Originally Posted by repechage (Post 21368869)
No one mentioned a bidet? And we pride ourselves here of not being scared of the French (threads)

Our son and daughter-in-law installed one last year. Being French linguist and teachers, I suppose it was inevitable:rolleyes:. Its pure panic and heard mentality ruling people right now.

There are plenty of leaves and old news papers around:innocent:, what's the big problem:roflmao2:. A guy in my platoon went up to the DI to tell him only one roll of TP was in the head, on our first night, in house. He was told to use one piece, hang it up and let it dry, then shake the flakes out.:twitchy:

Bill

jackbombay 03-15-20 07:51 PM


Originally Posted by qcpmsame (Post 21368907)
there are plenty of leaves and old news papers around:innocent:, what's the big problem:roflmao2:

Bill

Most toilets have a shower next to them too!

qcpmsame 03-15-20 07:58 PM


Originally Posted by jackbombay (Post 21368913)
Most toilets have a shower next to them too!

:thumb:, just don't tell SWMBO about that one please. And our master bath had the separate sections for the throne, and the whirlpool and shower. so that one gets kind of rough at times:rolleyes:

Bill

Chr0m0ly 03-15-20 08:29 PM

I use Tabo!
 

jackbombay 03-15-20 08:43 PM


Originally Posted by Chr0m0ly (Post 21368963)

HA! Durian reference at the very end!

scarlson 03-15-20 09:43 PM

"Every man looks at his wood-pile with a kind of affection" -Henry David Thoreau

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jackbombay 03-15-20 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by scarlson (Post 21369065)
"Every man looks at his wood-pile with a kind of affection" -Henry David Thoreau

Yes he does!!!!

Its been a bit since I've cut my own firewood, but when I was younger and ready to smash myself into bits for no reason at all, I hand split 5 cords of wood in 12 hours.

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gearbasher 03-15-20 11:12 PM


Originally Posted by thumpism (Post 21368824)
I remember the good old days when you had to stock up on milk and bread before snowstorms.


bwilli88 03-16-20 02:36 AM

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We affectionately call it the "bum" gun.
Most homes here in Cambodia do not have to.

verktyg 03-16-20 03:29 AM

Weight Saver
 
For those weight weenies who can't wait:

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...c5db6a20a6.jpg

verktyg :50:

JohnDThompson 03-16-20 07:44 AM


Originally Posted by Miele Man (Post 21368463)
Certain paper napkins or tissues are soft enough to use as a replacement if you can't get toilet tissue.

But don't flush them or you'll bung up the plumbing.

cudak888 03-16-20 07:51 AM

Never mind the TP, how many of you are using this opportunity to stocking up on lugged steel now that the Craigslist flippers are flipping out?

;)

-Kurt

PilotFishBob 03-16-20 08:38 AM

My brother in law works near Atlanta with Toto, big mfg of bidet seats - He's been suggesting I get one of their setups for years. Tempting - when I go to his house it's always amusing to push a button after which the seat lowers itself while it plays a little tune and heats up. Gotta love the Japanese... Still, I have yet to avail myself of it's cleaning functions...


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scarlson 03-16-20 10:25 AM


Originally Posted by cudak888 (Post 21369429)
Never mind the TP, how many of you are using this opportunity to stocking up on lugged steel now that the Craigslist flippers are flipping out?

;)

-Kurt

I'm wondering if the low-end flipping market might suddenly turn good for sellers, if travel gets restricted. I'm saturated with low-end-but-decent bikes, most of which I don't particularly want, but I'm hoping to get some parts-bin-builds done so I can sell them to would-be motorists when/if road travel is restricted. Generally cyclists have been left alone when we've had these restrictions in the past.

If a restriction never comes to pass (let's hope it doesn't get that bad), then I'll hold onto them until September and sell them to returning undergrads.

Phil_gretz 03-16-20 11:14 AM

If you've saved those long multi-language Shimano tech sheets...
 
...then you need only tear them into 4.5" strips. Best use of those sheets that I can envision.

Gravity Aided 03-16-20 12:02 PM

I may have to make my own bread again.

Chombi1 03-16-20 12:45 PM

Sears Catalogs worked out well for my parents when their families were running away from the Japanese during WW2......

Chombi1 03-16-20 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by verktyg (Post 21369224)
For those weight weenies who can't wait:

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...c5db6a20a6.jpg

verktyg :50:

Yes,..... And tempt a for real Assplosion???!:eek:

crank_addict 03-16-20 12:57 PM


Originally Posted by verktyg (Post 21369224)
For those weight weenies who can't wait:

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...c5db6a20a6.jpg

verktyg :50:

Being aero, and likely anti-corrosive (probably has titanium hardware), I would call it 'badAss'

clubman 03-16-20 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by Gravity Aided (Post 21369845)
I may have to make my own bread again.

Everyone should make slow rise bread. Really easy and so much better than what's out there.

stardognine 03-16-20 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by clubman (Post 21369927)
Everyone should make slow rise bread. Really easy and so much better than what's out there.

That’s one of my best memories of childhood, my mom’s homemade bread. With real butter, of course. And maybe her homemade apple butter. 😘

It’s funny though, she was a great baker, but not so much of a cook. 🤔 Good thing I had older sisters, who were passable cooks. 🙄😉

garryg 03-16-20 04:03 PM

I bought five bikes on Sat,one must choose their hoarding wisely.

52telecaster 03-16-20 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by garryg (Post 21370193)
I bought five bikes on Sat,one must choose their hoarding wisely.

more bikes is never bad.


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