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jetboy 03-21-20 02:30 PM

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...41b1e57f5f.jpg
the beach has a 6' social distance.

UKFan4Sure 03-21-20 02:47 PM

Jumbo rolls in stock at a store near you!


https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...f6fb91a22b.jpg

brian3069 03-21-20 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by UKFan4Sure (Post 21377304)
Jumbo rolls in stock at a store near you!


https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...f6fb91a22b.jpg

Kardashian size!

RiddleOfSteel 03-21-20 03:15 PM

This one had me rolling! :roflmao:

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...972dab5e9b.jpg

Also, I bought some just to celebrate my inability to be with friends...

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...9149c8794a.jpg

Colorado Kid 03-21-20 03:25 PM

In my town, there's a run on cash. First T.P. and now cash. Go figure.

crank_addict 03-21-20 03:33 PM

Rough days on the arse. We're all familiar with the vast empty toilet paper aisles and no joke, I checked seven stores in a fairly populated suburbia - 2 Wal-Mart's, Meijer, Jewel-Osco, Menards, Home Depotmypoop (used their can), one Aldi --- nada.

But found another Aldi with a short stack on pallet. Jack Pot! I buy my limit of two 8 roll packs I'm and whistling schitz and giggles.

That lasted until I got home. Wife is mad because its not the soft type. Haha

jackbombay 03-21-20 04:01 PM

There is TP here, but they have it stocked behind the customer service counter to keep people from being morons when it comes to TP hoarding.

Nemosengineer 03-21-20 04:45 PM

I'm not hording, but if I'm deemed nonessential, this is essential...

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...25daba5144.jpg
: Mike

52telecaster 03-21-20 05:04 PM


Originally Posted by Nemosengineer (Post 21377474)
I'm not hording, but if I'm deemed nonessential, this is essential...

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...25daba5144.jpg
: Mike

i splurged and got bushmills instead of my lesser hooch. Gotta enjoy the times!

cudak888 03-21-20 05:19 PM

Use the three seashells.

-Kurt

qcpmsame 03-21-20 06:28 PM


Originally Posted by Nemosengineer (Post 21377474)
I'm not hording, but if I'm deemed nonessential, this is essential...

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...25daba5144.jpg
: Mike

You sir, have excellent taste in Scotch.:thumb: For now, I'm getting by with a left over Haig and Haig Pinch Blended, from Christmas past.

Cougrrcj 03-21-20 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by cudak888 (Post 21377509)
Use the three seashells.

-Kurt

this
https://pics.me.me/thumb_he-doesnt-k...n-53797002.png

mackgoo 03-21-20 06:59 PM


Originally Posted by ryansu (Post 21368504)
Murica! while we panic shop the shelves bare, the Italians are singing from their balconies....sigh

And sad to say, dying at an alarming rate.

Hudson308 03-21-20 08:39 PM


Originally Posted by Bianchigirll (Post 21376908)
PS BUY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!!!! THEY ARE STILL AVAILABLE AND THE GIRLS NEED YOUR HELP.

Huh... I've never tried using those for TP, but ok... I'll try it. ;)

Wileyone 03-22-20 12:21 AM


Originally Posted by Nemosengineer (Post 21377474)
I'm not hording, but if I'm deemed nonessential, this is essential...

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...25daba5144.jpg
: Mike

Got ya beat... We could all use a little "Irish" right now.

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...b1e0443a09.jpg

stardognine 03-22-20 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by jetboy (Post 21377280)
https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...41b1e57f5f.jpg
the beach has a 6' social distance.

That’s not being enforced, I don’t think. 😉 This is from Huntington Beach, and in the distance is Santa Catalina Island. Didn’t that used to be unsainted, just plain old Catalina Island? 🤔

From Laguna Beach on is really crowded, for traffic, on the road, but the sidewalks & bike trails are even worse. Apparently, someone called Home Free, so now all the beaches are safe. 🤔🙄😉
https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...316c8a3c3.jpeg

obrentharris 03-22-20 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by stardognine (Post 21378441)
That’s not being enforced, I don’t think. 😉 This is from Huntington Beach, and in the distance is Santa Catalina Island. Didn’t that used to be unsainted, just plain old Catalina Island? 🤔

It's been Santa Catalina since at least 1958.
Brent

rosefarts 03-22-20 01:41 PM

My two young boys are still in diapers. About half the time, I use modern cloth diapers. These require a sprayer nozzle on the toilet to clean before going into the washing machine.

It takes a little practice but it can easily be used on your own bum. Practice because if you aim at the hole and press the trigger all the way... :eek:! It cost like $20 a couple years ago.

Anyway, my butt is cleaner than yours.

noglider 03-22-20 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by clubman (Post 21372313)
Sorry your math is wrong. Two teens in the house will wipe out a bulk package of Costco rolls in a month. I don't know what they do with it.

If the teens are boys, this will explain it.

Wileyone 03-22-20 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by rosefarts (Post 21378596)
My two young boys are still in diapers. About half the time, I use modern cloth diapers. These require a sprayer nozzle on the toilet to clean before going into the washing machine.

It takes a little practice but it can easily be used on your own bum. Practice because if you aim at the hole and press the trigger all the way... :eek:! It cost like $20 a couple years ago.

Anyway, my butt is cleaner than yours.

This is one time I'm not going to ask for pics.

clubman 03-22-20 01:59 PM


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 21378599)
If the teens are boys, this will explain it.

Belly laugh and a half. Best consumer review I've read.

stardognine 03-22-20 03:12 PM

Somewhere in the vicinity of Seal Beach, I meandered off course. There were no Girl Scouts to be easily found, but I did score some peanut butter cookies, and a really big sammich. 😎 I should be alright for a day or so. 😁😉
https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...a802913c8.jpeg

stardognine 03-22-20 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 21378599)
If the teens are boys, this will explain it.

They must have all caught colds at the same time. Right? 🤔🙄😉

LeoBoon 03-22-20 04:07 PM

People are full of ****. I like most people have an average a 2 or 3 week supply of TP in our home. Whenever it is on sale I buy a pack of 12, 18 or 24 rolls. We certainly don't use a roll a day, so I probably have a months supply of TP. I don't understand why people are buying a 2 to 3 month supply. It is typical stupid, herd mentality behaviour.

bobwysiwyg 03-22-20 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by LeoBoon (Post 21378802)
People are full of ****. I like most people have an average a 2 or 3 week supply of TP in our home. Whenever it is on sale I buy a pack of 12, 18 or 24 rolls. We certainly don't use a roll a day, so I probably have a months supply of TP. I don't understand why people are buying a 2 to 3 month supply. It is typical stupid, herd mentality behaviour.

Likewise those, perfectly healthy, walking about with simple facemask on expecting that to protect them.


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