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Old 10-07-21 | 09:19 AM
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Well if you can consider the frame a component of a bike, this:
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Is the rider a component? If so, let me post a selfie...
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Old 10-07-21 | 09:52 AM
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Bikes: It's complicated.

Now that we've pulled frames into the conversation, calling out [MENTION=8403]ollo_ollo[/MENTION] for his controversial splatter paint Peugeot.
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Old 10-07-21 | 10:33 AM
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I am surprised no one has mentioned the Huret Alvit.. it works well, but the flattish body seems very inelegant.
Gee, that''s what I was gonna post.
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Old 10-07-21 | 10:37 AM
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These tires. I do have these. The silver parts are reflective

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Old 10-07-21 | 10:38 AM
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I really don't like the looks of this stem. It works because I don't have another at the same length to replace it.
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Somewhere I've got one just like it that has a + 10 tilt. Really gruesome used it years ago adapting a road race bike to cross for one season. UHHHHHHhgly.
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Old 10-07-21 | 10:38 AM
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I place my bets on this





A close second
OK, that is pretty heinous. For a split -second I wondered why someone had posted a vacuum cleaner instruction sheet!
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Okay, here's my entry in the ugly-stem category. I think this one came from the Box 'O Crap:


And in the ugly saddle category:


I actually have two of these, which came in a Secret Santa thing we did on BF some years back. Thanks, Santa!
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Old 10-07-21 | 11:42 AM
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….and it weighs a ton…

I don’t own own a set and I’ll let someone else pilfer a pic and violate the rules but my #1 vote would be Campagnolo Bora cranks.
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Old 10-07-21 | 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Chombi1


I win!!
I actually sought out, purchased and installed one of those. It went on my son's bike. Long story how this all came to pass, but it allowed him to keep riding the bike as he grew. It's actually a pretty good stem for experimenting with different effective stem heights and lengths, although a longer riser would make it even better. I agree ti won't win any beauty contests, but I would not go so far as to say it's ugly, but that's me.

Besides, compared to some French car designs, this stem is a thing of beauty.
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Awww, so I don't get to submit the Campagnolo Gran Turismo derailleur-shaped object/boat anchor?
Sure you can. I think I saw one on eBay the other day...[/QUOTE]
I have plenty of paper weights, thank you.
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Originally Posted by DorkDisk
These tires. I do have these. The silver parts are reflective
This is the first thing on this thread that actually made me wince to look at it. Definitely the front runner for my vote so far.
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I know this is C&V but if you are talking MTB frames you are going to have a really hard time beating the very clever Structure SCW-1

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I actually have two of these, which came in a Secret Santa thing we did on BF some years back.
And you kept them!
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And you kept them!
You should see my basement. [MENTION=381793]gugie[/MENTION] can bear witness.
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it’s like an uglier, cheaper, version of the mavic.

I was about to call it the White Trash cousin of the Starfish
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Originally Posted by nlerner
You should see my basement. [MENTION=381793]gugie[/MENTION] can bear witness.
There are depths of Neal's Bike Cave that I have not plumbed yet.

I stared into his Wheel Grotto once, and it stared back. It was intimidating.
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And in the ugly saddle category:


I actually have two of these, which came in a Secret Santa thing we did on BF some years back. Thanks, Santa!
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There are depths of Neal's Bike Cave that I have not plumbed yet.

I stared into his Wheel Grotto, and it stared back. It was intimidating.
sound like a rather Nietzschian experience
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Originally Posted by Darth Lefty
I know this is C&V but if you are talking MTB frames you are going to have a really hard time beating the very clever Structure SCW-1
Is there any part of that bike that isn't ugly?
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I win!!
i vote for that or the phone stem.
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I would vote for any modern crankset by Shimano.
Even the 9000 crankset? It's the best looking crankset ever made.

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Even the 9000 crankset? It's the best looking crankset ever made.

I hate those things.
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I don't know what it is called but the stem on this bike is the ugliest component I have seen so far.
You're braver than I. Wouldn't fess to owning that even if I did.
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Originally Posted by Darth Lefty
I know this is C&V but if you are talking MTB frames you are going to have a really hard time beating the very clever Structure SCW-1

I feel you, but there's always Cervelo.
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Even the 9000 crankset? It's the best looking crankset ever made.

I'm not a fan of these for what I build and ride. They fit a modern, fat tubed carbon billboard but that is not I'm into.
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