You think I just dispose of them like a common throw-my-Masi-in-the-trash litterbug?

You'll have to talk to Tom about it.

-Señor Gian Robertz

Who said you could speak for me?

I'm sorta worried about the tub of butter thing.....

As far as the bike, I think it's worth more to Tim the Tool Man, and I was going to say 3.50, but the patina, obvious heritage, and clarity of detail make me go out on a limb, and, OK, 4.50.

Free in my neighborhood.

Please, let's get serious here and answer the question at hand! Need some additional information, however, to establish value.
1) Did Lance Armstrong ever due a "beer run" on this bike?
2) Has this bike ever been used on any episode of Jackass or Wild Boys?
3) When you say Huffy, are you referring to Vincenzo Huffy the famed Italian frame builder?
4) Is this the bike Fat Joe rode in one of his Rap videos?
5) Is the saddle covered in fine Corinthian leather?
6) Has any internationally recognized bicycle racer ever won any major races on it?
7) Did it originally come with a "dork disc"? If so, will you include it in a possible sale?
I did contact Carol Prisant, the author of the Antiques Roadshow Primer, in regard to this magnificent piece. I showed her the photo you provided, and her response was....

I didn't smuggle them, they were a gift

I just sent you $2,400.00 via Paypal for that bike, been looking for one like it for years...




ha ha April fools

And hard as rocks too. I lost a filling on one of the round ones.

It's not a fixie, so I'm not really interested...

Maybe if you spray paint it chrome and line it up with some paramounts in the sunlight that would help.

No.

You can't see it, but it gives access to the Men Only forum that's just been created. I think that Spike Bike will be holding onto that black star, thank you very much.

East Hill

Or something. He's been quite the obnoxious troll, huh?

Ever since his new Dark Helmet phase.

(and I say this with love)

1) Almost, until they told him he can't take his martini outside the bar. After all, the owner wanted his shot glass back.
2) It depends whether you mean an official episode, or whether I've just been a jackass in general.
3) You're getting me all huffed up over nothing.
4) If you say so, in which case, I'm raising the price $1,000
5) No, it's covered with butt leather. You'll be the butt of all jokes!
6) Yes. Lance Armstrong, Eddy Merckx, Fausto Coppi, and Luciano Pavarotti.
7) Yes. I can include 5 of them for an extra $250.

-Colonel Havock

LeBeau, stop bickering, and prepare that apple strudel for Schultz.

-Colonel Hogan

Too bad - I wanted to throw the Titanium Club into hysterics.

-Lord Helmetz MCXVIIISLXIIV531XIIVX

I'm smiling from ear to ear with a hijacked image of stock photography!



-Lord Helmetz

Need I say more?

It is worth a lot because it is vintage rare and classic. My offer is $3000, the highest offer made. However, my checks can only be made out for $10,000. Please send me the difference as soon as you cash the check. My person at your location will pick up the bike (or not) and dispose of it, I mean send it to me.
Thanks
Roccobike, Nigerian Prince

Are those cranks early Zipp full carbon/titanium prototypes? I see what must be early Metal MAtrix composite frame materials....

Helo I wil acept the item. plese tkae down yuour listing and i wil pay ful price you are aasking.

Kindly accept a cashiers check from me, and after depositing it, package the item up for shipping and my courier wil pick it up.

My offer is one German weiner dog, and a pitcher of fine German ale... And $3.50.

Take Traveler's Cheques?

fify

Looks like a Huffy Mad Max, Thunderdome Edition. I'll give ya $2. plus some black helmet polish.

'Off to the Russian Front'

You got Mr. Squirrel's attention on that one!

I should move this to Foo.