Today I ran into a fellow on a vintage cycle with my Ford Ranger. The gentleman was initially fine, however his black Schwinn paramount bicycle damaged my Ford Ranger's Grille quite badly. Due to my love of my truck and irritation with this particular cyclist, I proceeded to run him down. I took his bike and threw him in a ditch beside the road. After hosing the blood off my truck and surveying the damage I have decided to sell the bike to pay for repairs to my Ford Ranger and, if the price is right, to pay for the slaughter of everyone this man loved as well. I will also be selling one very healthy cyclist heart if anyone's interested . Need that money to pay for the cover-up. How much is the bike worth? also, what is the going price for two healthy kidneys and a liver? What about a spleen or brain? please give me info. All help is appreciated, thank you. (and don't cycle near my truck!)

Get lost, troll.

-Kurt

P.S.: What is the S/N on the Paramount?

Careful, cudak888 is the Paramount Whisperer. That bike will rat you out in his hands. Better send it to a guy in joisey to shut it up, if ya know wud I mean.

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