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wahoonc 05-21-11 05:25 AM


Originally Posted by pastorbobnlnh (Post 12672978)
We'll keep you around for good measure. :) After all, it's an "offering" not a tax. :p

Still practicing my sermon for tomorrow. :innocent:

Saw my pastor at the grocery store last night...asked him what the sermon was for Sunday...he said "why bother" :eek:, then I remembered it is the associate pastors turn to preach :D

Aaron :)

pastorbobnlnh 05-21-11 05:50 AM


Originally Posted by wahoonc (Post 12673018)
Saw my pastor at the grocery store last night...asked him what the sermon was for Sunday...he said "why bother" :eek:, then I remembered it is the associate pastors turn to preach :D

Aaron :)

Wish I had an associate :cry: to preach occasionally.

Sculptor7 05-21-11 10:58 AM

Rapture is reading this thread.

canyoneagle 05-21-11 11:20 AM

Still no sign of it here. Got my coffee as usu---

AlphaDogg 05-21-11 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by canyoneagle (Post 12673867)
Still no sign of it here. Got my coffee as usu---

What, is this becoming candleja--

Scrockern8r 05-21-11 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by RobbieTunes (Post 12670316)
I'm getting my hair cut, watching Capricorn One, and planning a 100-miler on Saturday.

I told my wife I needed a post-rapture ride. She said "dream on."

I'll have to try that one. She's not falling for 'toxins build up if you don't do it enough' and the whole blue-balls thing...

kroozer 05-21-11 04:46 PM

Sorry, man, I'll be in Hell.

Italuminium 05-21-11 05:22 PM

rapture should be over here. I'm fine, my bikes fine, let's go on another 40 km training ride tomorrow!

oban_kobi 05-21-11 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by KOBE (Post 12668532)
Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

Surely, you can't be serious!

toytech 05-21-11 07:11 PM

We looped Lake Chabot today, trail conditions were fine except all the abandoned bikes and jerseys all over the place...jk :D

canyoneagle 05-21-11 07:17 PM


Originally Posted by oban_kobi (Post 12674984)
Surely, you can't be serious!

I think he is, and don't call him Shirley.

RobbieTunes 05-21-11 07:19 PM

I walked around all day saying "you gonna finish that?"

No one got it. So here I am, cooking brownies, and I'm going to eat every single one.

Tomorrow is a new day if I wake up.

rothenfield1 05-21-11 07:35 PM

I think it should be made an annual holiday. May 21st, Rapture Day. Kind of like April Fool’s Day, only darker. I wonder what kind of cards Hallmark would come up with for that.

eddubal 05-21-11 09:11 PM

I GOT RAPTURED!!!!!

Or so I thought until I saw all the beer cans laying around... Ah that was a good Rapture-B-Que

sailorbenjamin 05-21-11 09:24 PM

Well, I must not be one of the chosen.

rothenfield1 05-21-11 09:32 PM


Originally Posted by eddubal (Post 12675720)
I GOT RAPTURED!!!!!

Or so I thought until I saw all the beer cans laying around... Ah that was a good Rapture-B-Que

Rapture Bar-B-Que! That's gonna have to be an annual excuse to throw a big-O' hunk of heathen meat on a fiery pit around my little homestead.

oldbobcat 05-21-11 09:44 PM


Originally Posted by RFC (Post 12670009)
But what about the Zombies?

Be prepared. http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

willb1046 05-21-11 09:46 PM

Have a nice ride planned for tomorrow.

cycleheimer 05-22-11 06:09 AM

I plan on doing a post-rapture ride. Just hope today isn't rupture (tube) day!

RobbieTunes 05-22-11 07:29 AM

I've got to figure out where the brownies went. I suspect offspring.

leftthread 05-22-11 07:51 AM


Originally Posted by RobbieTunes (Post 12675304)
...So here I am, cooking brownies, and I'm going to eat every single one.

Brownies made with this dutch process cocoa powder are halfway to rapture.

Amesja 05-22-11 08:02 AM

We only use Droste cocoa powder. It's the very best stuff ever, and according to the picture on the label it is made with real Dutch children!

Sculptor7 05-22-11 09:24 AM

Still here.

sailorbenjamin 05-22-11 11:37 AM

I think my cat got raptured. I haven't seen him in a couple of days.

rothenfield1 05-22-11 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by sailorbenjamin (Post 12677566)
I think my cat got raptured. I haven't seen him in a couple of days.

Hopefully, he wasn't raptored.


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