Poser on the Road Bike
#101
Senior Member
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From: Victoria
My first visit to the commuting forum has been interesting. I kinda thought that people became less violent and more considerate of others safety when they commute by bike, but some of you guys are scary with the threats of ass kickings and what not.
I'm going to give the "hard-core commuters" more room from now on, I'm scared of 'em!
I'm going to give the "hard-core commuters" more room from now on, I'm scared of 'em!
#102
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Joined: May 2007
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From: Boston (sort of)
Bikes: 1 road, 1 Urban Assault Vehicle
The hard-core commuters are the ones who are focused on getting to work and not on what other people are doing or wearing on their bikes. Don't worry about the ones you see screeching about roadies and spandex and running red lights on here -- they're too caught up in other people's business to pedal.
#103
So there I am chugging down the road near where I work in my work boots, jeans and old clunker bike on the way home today and some skinny guy with all the sissy looking cycling spandex goes flying by me with no warning. He came within six inches of me and had no bell, no voice nothing. He's lucky I didn't suddenly swerve left around a pot-hole and take his skinny 140 pound ass out with my chubby frame! Oh and then the creep proceeds to run the red light, lucky for him very little traffic and he isn't a hood ornament. I can't stand poser types in their fancy racing bikes who ride like they own the road. 

If he acts foolishly eventually it'll catch up which is sad. No one deserves injury.
If he wants to ride an unobtainium bike and wear spandex why does that bother you? Insecure? Does ability have to match what someone owns?
Apparently he didn't get the memo that you own the road.
Ride your own ride.
#104
Code Warrior
Joined: Jul 2006
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From: South suburbs of Chicago, Illinois
Bikes: Schwinn MTB/Raleigh Marathon
My first visit to the commuting forum has been interesting. I kinda thought that people became less violent and more considerate of others safety when they commute by bike, but some of you guys are scary with the threats of ass kickings and what not.
I'm going to give the "hard-core commuters" more room from now on, I'm scared of 'em!
I'm going to give the "hard-core commuters" more room from now on, I'm scared of 'em!
Wow...this thread has everything...well...except Bongo and some childish political rant.
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#105
Cat None
Joined: Aug 2005
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From: San Diego
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I almost kicked a roadie's ass after he nearly collided with me when I came to a stop sign. The spandex doesn't mean you can fly through stop signs inches from where other cyclists are coming to a stop. The spandex also won't protect you when that angry cyclist pedals up behind you and yanks your handlebars as he passes.
If you look like a pansy, don't act like an *****hole or you will get your ass kicked.
If you look like a pansy, don't act like an *****hole or you will get your ass kicked.
Please spare us your stupid weak assed rant next time.
#106
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#107
Violin guitar mandolin
Joined: Sep 2005
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From: Friendsville, TN, USA
Bikes: Wilier Thor, Fuji Professional, LeMond Wayzata
So there I am chugging down the road near where I work in my work boots, jeans and old clunker bike on the way home today and some skinny guy with all the sissy looking cycling spandex goes flying by me with no warning. He came within six inches of me and had no bell, no voice nothing. He's lucky I didn't suddenly swerve left around a pot-hole and take his skinny 140 pound ass out with my chubby frame! Oh and then the creep proceeds to run the red light, lucky for him very little traffic and he isn't a hood ornament. I can't stand poser types in their fancy racing bikes who ride like they own the road. 

#108
I'm not an "internet tough guy". I am just a regular tough guy, I've never made any threats to anyone over the internet and I won't start now.
But with regard to that roadie I mentioned in my previous rant, I caught up to him that day with the intent of giving his handlebars a good hard yank to send him to the pavement at ~20mph but I was able to compose myself and told him as I pulled up to let others know when he's passing them.
The point of the story is if you ride your bike in a way that pisses other people off, be prepared to deal with the angry Marine that you just pissed off who had a bad day anyway. At least say "sorry 'bout that".
But with regard to that roadie I mentioned in my previous rant, I caught up to him that day with the intent of giving his handlebars a good hard yank to send him to the pavement at ~20mph but I was able to compose myself and told him as I pulled up to let others know when he's passing them.
The point of the story is if you ride your bike in a way that pisses other people off, be prepared to deal with the angry Marine that you just pissed off who had a bad day anyway. At least say "sorry 'bout that".
#109
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From: San Diego
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I'm not an "internet tough guy". I am just a regular tough guy, I've never made any threats to anyone over the internet and I won't start now.
But with regard to that roadie I mentioned in my previous rant, I caught up to him that day with the intent of giving his handlebars a good hard yank to send him to the pavement at ~20mph but I was able to compose myself and told him as I pulled up to let others know when he's passing them.
The point of the story is if you ride your bike in a way that pisses other people off, be prepared to deal with the angry Marine that you just pissed off who had a bad day anyway. At least say "sorry 'bout that".
But with regard to that roadie I mentioned in my previous rant, I caught up to him that day with the intent of giving his handlebars a good hard yank to send him to the pavement at ~20mph but I was able to compose myself and told him as I pulled up to let others know when he's passing them.
The point of the story is if you ride your bike in a way that pisses other people off, be prepared to deal with the angry Marine that you just pissed off who had a bad day anyway. At least say "sorry 'bout that".
I can't believe you'd even entertain such a thought let alone verbalize it on a public forum full of fellow cyclists.I rarely announce myself as I pass someone. I certainly don't buzz them but if they look over I'll say goodmorning or goodafternoon but that's usually about the extent of it. I'm a spandex clad roadie BTW and I live near a rather large Marine base and have ridden through the base many times on my road bike. Never have I encountered such hostility from a Marine. You give Marines a bad name.
#110
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From: Ohio
Bikes: Surly Big Dummy, Fuji World, 80ish Bianchi
I'm not an "internet tough guy". I am just a regular tough guy, I've never made any threats to anyone over the internet and I won't start now.
But with regard to that roadie I mentioned in my previous rant, I caught up to him that day with the intent of giving his handlebars a good hard yank to send him to the pavement at ~20mph but I was able to compose myself and told him as I pulled up to let others know when he's passing them.
The point of the story is if you ride your bike in a way that pisses other people off, be prepared to deal with the angry Marine that you just pissed off who had a bad day anyway. At least say "sorry 'bout that".
But with regard to that roadie I mentioned in my previous rant, I caught up to him that day with the intent of giving his handlebars a good hard yank to send him to the pavement at ~20mph but I was able to compose myself and told him as I pulled up to let others know when he's passing them.
The point of the story is if you ride your bike in a way that pisses other people off, be prepared to deal with the angry Marine that you just pissed off who had a bad day anyway. At least say "sorry 'bout that".
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
#111
Dude. We get enough crap from cagers...we don't need other cyclists doing stupid stunts to injure us.
I can't believe you'd even entertain such a thought let alone verbalize it on a public forum full of fellow cyclists.
I rarely announce myself as I pass someone. I certainly don't buzz them but if they look over I'll say goodmorning or goodafternoon but that's usually about the extent of it. I'm a spandex clad roadie BTW and I live near a rather large Marine base and have ridden through the base many times on my road bike. Never have I encountered such hostility from a Marine. You give Marines a bad name.
I can't believe you'd even entertain such a thought let alone verbalize it on a public forum full of fellow cyclists.I rarely announce myself as I pass someone. I certainly don't buzz them but if they look over I'll say goodmorning or goodafternoon but that's usually about the extent of it. I'm a spandex clad roadie BTW and I live near a rather large Marine base and have ridden through the base many times on my road bike. Never have I encountered such hostility from a Marine. You give Marines a bad name.
All, I did was tell him to let people know when he's passing them... SHEESH! He should have said something for riding so carelessly and almost hurting another rider.
#112
Forgive me, fellow cyclists for having hostile thoughts toward another cyclist. It's been too long since my last confession.
#113
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From: Boston (sort of)
Bikes: 1 road, 1 Urban Assault Vehicle
By the most charitable interpretation, I can't call that anything other than "really, really messed up". Go get some professional help, please. Or maybe confine your riding to somewhere where there just aren't any other people who might come close to your hair-trigger temper. That kind of Threatcon 5 attitude is going to put you behind bars if you don't get a leash on it.
#114
So he -- according to you -- almost caused an accident with you...in response to which, you wanted to seriously injure him. On the one hand, you didn't do it; on the other hand, clearly the idea of doing it sat so well with you that you graphically visualized how you'd do it and then hung onto it long enough to post about it here.
By the most charitable interpretation, I can't call that anything other than "really, really messed up". Go get some professional help, please. Or maybe confine your riding to somewhere where there just aren't any other people who might come close to your hair-trigger temper. That kind of Threatcon 5 attitude is going to put you behind bars if you don't get a leash on it.
By the most charitable interpretation, I can't call that anything other than "really, really messed up". Go get some professional help, please. Or maybe confine your riding to somewhere where there just aren't any other people who might come close to your hair-trigger temper. That kind of Threatcon 5 attitude is going to put you behind bars if you don't get a leash on it.
My point is, if I was a person who could not control his temper he could have found himself in the hospital.
/Please no more pseudo psyche evals, people.





