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DVC45 10-15-07 07:03 PM


Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 (Post 5459549)
I understand that. If you look up "gay" in the dictionary, both the definitions are there. If you look up "paranoia", all the definitions make reference to either delusions of persecution or other irrational and unfounded fear. There is no definition of paranoia that I've found which means "a well founded, rational, logical, heightened awareness of one's environment."

I don't think I said my interpretation of the word should come from the dictionary. But thanks for looking that up. :)



Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 (Post 5459549)
I don't live in isolation. I'm well aware of what's going on in the world. The news is 30 minutes of concentrated "here's what went wrong today!" If you live your life in fear of everything that the talking heads on the 6 o'clock news tell you to be frightened of, you'll never leave the house. (Or you'll be convinced that you need to pack a large caliber handgun if you do step out the front door.)

I shall do that. But bigger guns will add considerable weight in my commute. I'm a weight winnie. ;) :D

I don't live in fear, actually I feel comfortable whenever I commute on my bike. Texas CHL is very comforting.

Zero_Enigma 10-15-07 07:07 PM

7 pages already for a thread started 4 days ago? I /love/ it! :) This thread delivers! :) :) :)

DVC45 10-15-07 07:09 PM


Originally Posted by Zero_Enigma (Post 5459986)
7 pages already for a thread started 4 days ago? I /love/ it! :) This thread delivers! :) :) :)

:D:D I hear ya! This thread is fun!

Zero_Enigma 10-15-07 07:12 PM

In case it has not been mentioned I'd personally prefer a shortened folded AK-47 or short barrel shotgun. http://www.marstar.ca and look up the shotguns. You can get a Remington shorty legal on the rifles licence (AKA longarms lic., AKA FAC lic., AKA (current) PAL lic) in Canada. However we don't have open carry. :( But if the bike is the only transportation you have the keep it covered and keep on riding. I think that shorty was 4+1 or 3+1.

Zero_Enigma 10-15-07 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by cmonster75 (Post 5436788)
The other day I was wondering if there was a way to combine an Air Zounds and a BB gun and mount it to my handlebar.

http://www.pyramidair.com and look up DROZDS. Runs off 12gm CO2 (unthreaded) so if you've got a co2 pump that can use unthreaded that you got dual use. It's a single shot, 3-shot, and 6 shot machine pistol. Small compact but it does have a loud report. I've seen and heard it dry fired before. I've yet to see it loaded up and fired. Reports are it's good up to 10-15meters accuracy. :) :eek: I want one! :D Set it to 3-shot burst and let it go.

Zero_Enigma 10-15-07 07:18 PM


Originally Posted by bikebuddha (Post 5437272)
Take an xtracycle and mount a .30 machine gun. Your passenger can act as the gunner and I'll guarantee no one will tailgate.

I swear... I so literally want to see that. I know someone is bound to make that...

Bklyn 10-15-07 07:23 PM


Originally Posted by doktoravalanche (Post 5458464)
Then we agree on something. :):rolleyes:

As far as i remember from history, the 'fighting against tyrants' bit was started by the french (they had this little revolution thing which spread across the atlantic), and you lot copied it. :p


Very close. But actually completely backward.*





*American Revolution: 1775-1783
French Revolution: 1789-1799


Zero_Enigma 10-15-07 07:36 PM

For the DIY'er buy AK-47 mags and jump on Bittorrent search engine (needs a Bit Torrent client of choice, I recommend Utorrent) and search up AK-47 and you'll find a DIY build in there. I saw it before on YouTube but never bothered downloading it. Basically you can build the AK-47 with basic tools and some labour. It's a step my step video on how to build and there is a 1000rd punishment test that I remember at the end using the cheapest ammo and the gun build held up. While not as sexy as the original Russian wooded version it's not bad from wahtI can recall. The build is NOT for automatic. It's semi-auto only.

Anyways, I'm off for a night ride.

ginsoakedboy 10-15-07 07:56 PM


Originally Posted by Bklyn (Post 5460097)
Very close. But actually completely backward.*





*American Revolution: 1775-1783
French Revolution: 1789-1799


Now that's the kind of putdown I really enjoy -- total humiliation.

CliftonGK1 10-15-07 08:04 PM


Originally Posted by DVC45 (Post 5459943)
I don't think I said my interpretation of the word should come from the dictionary. But thanks for looking that up. :)



I shall do that. But bigger guns will add considerable weight in my commute. I'm a weight winnie. ;) :D

I don't live in fear, actually I feel comfortable whenever I commute on my bike. Texas CHL is very comforting.

No. Really it isn't. Apparently a solid grasp of spelling at a grade school level isn't a requirement for a concealed carry license. What I find most distressing from this thread is that the two most adamant proponents of firearm ownership don't possess a 5th grade skill mastery of the English language.
I don't have a problem with firearm ownership whether for personal protection, hunting, or target shooting. I love to shoot. I used to shoot competitively. What I have a problem with is the stereotypical image that is projected upon all gun owners based on the attitudes and idiocy of the over-zealous vocal minority of gun owners.

Road_Biker 10-15-07 09:03 PM

Your *Brain*. Not to be confused with Brian, the guy some mistook for Christ. Yes, your *Brain*. It is the best weapon you can have. Don't ride without it.

ilikebikes 10-15-07 09:47 PM

Brain, brian, panzy, pansy, who gives a rats a55! everyone makes typing mistakes :eek: when did this become the F'N "Spell Check" forum :mad:

AlmostTrick 10-15-07 10:17 PM

Remember when Homer Simpson got a gun and used it for opening beer and turning off lights? Moe even made five guns into one. That's the gun I want.

sfcrossrider 10-15-07 10:21 PM


Originally Posted by AlmostTrick (Post 5461271)
Remember when Homer Simpson got a gun and used it for opening beer and turning off lights? Moe even made five guns into one. That's the gun I want.

That would be a supergun!

CliftonGK1 10-15-07 10:29 PM


Originally Posted by ilikebikes
Brain, brian, panzy, pansy, who gives a rats a55! everyone makes typing mistakes when did this become the F'N "Spell Check" forum


Originally Posted by ilikebikes (Post 5451007)
This is like(1) the dumbest thing Ive ever heard! Lets see how far you get if some guy has a gun pointed in your face, I dont care how fast you can think or run, your(2) never going to out run or out think a bullet :rolleyes: I keep my eyes peeled for out of place junkies and thieves, and keep a straight head when I see someone I think might be suspicious, will that always work? (3) prob not as one cannot always tell who the crooks are, but it does give me a tad bit advantage (4) over everyone else thats(5) walking around like they havnt a care in the world I can tell you that ;) (6) ...

1) Colloquialisms don't translate well to writing. Incorrect use of the word "like". It becomes apparent that these are not mere "typing mistakes", but problems with your grammar in general.

2) Your instead of You're. Misused homonym; again, not a typo.

3) Ackward / run-on sentence.

4) Redundant, misused synonyms. "A bit of" or "A tad of". Not both.

5) Thats (sic) instead of "who's"

6) Entire sentence is ackwardly phrased.


Not that I wish to turn this into the Spell Check forum, but when you are attempting to sway an audience, it's critical to do the following: a) maintain your composure, which you have not; and b) maintain a convincing level of intelligence, if that is the basis for your argument.
You argue that common sense and brains/intelligence will not get people out of a situation when facing an armed assailant, and that a firearm is a necessity in these situations.
I maintain that common sense and intelligence can keep people from entering a situation where a firefight is the outcome. It seems to me that much of your facade is based on the fact that you carry a firearm and are convinced of your own ability to wield it in a more efficient manner than any opponent. How would your commuting outlook differ without the firearm?

AlmostTrick 10-15-07 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 (Post 5461349)
Not that I wish to turn this into the Spell Check forum, but when you are attempting to sway an audience, it's critical to do the following: a) maintain your composure, which you have not; and b) maintain a convincing level of intelligence, if that is the basis for your argument.

Or just get a SUPERGUN!

DVC45 10-15-07 10:49 PM


Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 (Post 5461349)
1) Colloquialisms don't translate well to writing. Incorrect use of the word "like". It becomes apparent that these are not mere "typing mistakes", but problems with your grammar in general.

2) Your instead of You're. Misused homonym; again, not a typo.

3) Ackward / run-on sentence.

4) Redundant, misused synonyms. "A bit of" or "A tad of". Not both.

5) Thats (sic) instead of "who's"

6) Entire sentence is ackwardly phrased.


Not that I wish to turn this into the Spell Check forum, but when you are attempting to sway an audience, it's critical to do the following: a) maintain your composure, which you have not; and b) maintain a convincing level of intelligence, if that is the basis for your argument.
You argue that common sense and brains/intelligence will not get people out of a situation when facing an armed assailant, and that a firearm is a necessity in these situations.
I maintain that common sense and intelligence can keep people from entering a situation where a firefight is the outcome. It seems to me that much of your facade is based on the fact that you carry a firearm and are convinced of your own ability to wield it in a more efficient manner than any opponent. How would your commuting outlook differ without the firearm?

Hey Mr. Spell Check Master, you got one misspelled word there. I put it in bold so you can find it easy! :D :D

doktoravalanche 10-16-07 03:47 AM


Originally Posted by Bklyn (Post 5460097)
Very close. But actually completely backward.*





*American Revolution: 1775-1783
French Revolution: 1789-1799


Really? Well you learn something new everyday... :D 'Course, we still win. English revolution (civil war) 1642 - 1651. On and off. Where we got bored with having a monarch and got rid of them. Er....

I got another thing wrong as well - 'no-one likes us we don't care' is sung to 'camptown races'.

Now lets get back to the thing that really unites us all: being rude about the French...:rolleyes:

fish0n 10-16-07 04:18 AM


Originally Posted by Machka (Post 5443677)
If you're carrying around any sorts of weapons meant to do harm, you shouldn't be on the road ... on a bicycle, or in a vehicle ... and I sincerely hope you never, ever cycle anywhere in my vicinity.



For now I have my U-lock for protection, it sticks out of the back compartment of my messenger bag and it take less than a second to whip out. After hearing reports of muggings and close calls on some local bike paths I'm definitely going to get some mace, or maybe even some bear spray. What, you think I should not only live a carless lifestyle (which I do for the most part, and in itself I'm not complaining about) yet also not ride the routes that take me to see my friends and family? Yeah, OK, I won't go see my friends and family anymore, and let me go head and call my local government and tell them its a very bad idea for them to spend millions and millions of dollars on bike paths because our smile, patience, positive outlook on life, and kind and gentle spirit, for some reason, isn't keeping the muggers away, and its a shame but our only way to deal with the problem is to not use the bike paths so don't waist the money!

Get real!

Cyclaholic 10-16-07 05:01 AM

It seems that those that carry weapons couldn't care less that someone else chooses not to, yet those that choose not to carry seem to get their panties in a bunch because others do choose to arm themselves. Why is that?

...and if you choose not to arm yourself then find yourself cornered by several thugs who are about to beat/rob/****/kill you and a citizen pulls his gun and offers to defend you would you ask him not to on principle, and to allow the attackers to continue?

BTW, my primary weapon of choice is my brain, but I don't mind the force projection optional extra attachments that my primary weapon allows me use whether that be U-lock, knife, gun, execution of evation tactics, etc.

making 10-16-07 05:32 AM

The anti gun people are simply afraid of guns. End of story, perhaps their fear would be better placed on cars or motorcycles, etc. Either these people have never been around guns and just hear about them on the news or have had someone killed by them. But more deadly things like autos dont get the same treatement probably familararity. And before spellcheckers start on me I know I cnannot spell or type, I am incredibly slow typing this poorly, so back off.

fordfasterr 10-16-07 06:20 AM


Originally Posted by DVC45 (Post 5459997)
:D:D I hear ya! This thread is fun!

Thats sort of what I said !

All we need now are the A&S + Car-Free forumites to chime in with their weapons of choice !


lol... What happens if someone uses their brain to attack you ?

http://www.nemahealth.org/programs/n...ian_attack.gif

stevesurf 10-16-07 06:52 AM


Originally Posted by fordfasterr (Post 5462242)
lol... What happens if someone uses their brain to attack you ?

This 'lil guy usually shows up
http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics.../brainwave.jpg

The best weapon is either cat or dog poop, period. People hate to get their windshields dirty, so feed your dog some rich food like BBQ, load it up in the brown paper bag and deposit it on the offending vehicle. There's a bonus if you can set the paper bag on fire :D

Halloween 10-16-07 03:52 PM

Here's an interesting custom solution... albeit on a motorscooter...


The site wouldn't allow linking to photos.

Cosmoline 10-16-07 05:59 PM


Originally Posted by bikerider62 (Post 5446761)
ilikebikes: I really hate to say this, but I feel so much pity for you. It must be terrible to be so afraid of your own shadow all the time. Yes, there are terrible people and things in this world. But to live in constant fear of everything isn't living at all. I'd suggest seeing a psychiatrist, but I know that you'll blow the suggestion off as not being a "manly" thing to do. You'll be in my prayers tonight.

Why do you assume that going armed means we're in terrible or constant fear? I've never understood how or why antis make this leap. I don't live in fear because I'm armed, anymore than I'm living in fear if I buckle a safety belt or wear a bike helmet. In fact having a firearm makes me less afraid, though I understand the legal and tactical value of caution and would never pick a fight.

It's also odd how you people are always assuming we're carrying because it's "manly" or "macho." I'm not particularly either, and I know plenty of women who carry. So what? It's not a phallus, it's a firearm. Get over it.


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