Friday Funnies
06-06-08 | 10:02 AM
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Friday Funnies
I just got to work and have to share my commute this morning. I was laughing pretty hard.
So I'm riding my normal route to the office and come up to one of the many stop lights. I pull up next to a car with a over weight woman eating a bagel with cream cheese at least a 1/2 inch thick. She looks at me and I smile. The light turns green and we are off. At the next light she is waiting there for me. I look over again and smile. But this time she isn't happy. Not sure why she is unhappy, but I think I'm related to it. When the light turns green she guns it and speeds off. Third light comes and she is waiting there a little longer due to her speeding off. I pull up next to her and she has cream cheese all over her face and is looking for the bagel that probably fell onto the floor but can't reach it because her stomach and steering wheel are in the way. At this point I couldn't help laughing. When the light turned green I was ahead but she past me never to be seen again.
So I'm riding my normal route to the office and come up to one of the many stop lights. I pull up next to a car with a over weight woman eating a bagel with cream cheese at least a 1/2 inch thick. She looks at me and I smile. The light turns green and we are off. At the next light she is waiting there for me. I look over again and smile. But this time she isn't happy. Not sure why she is unhappy, but I think I'm related to it. When the light turns green she guns it and speeds off. Third light comes and she is waiting there a little longer due to her speeding off. I pull up next to her and she has cream cheese all over her face and is looking for the bagel that probably fell onto the floor but can't reach it because her stomach and steering wheel are in the way. At this point I couldn't help laughing. When the light turned green I was ahead but she past me never to be seen again.
06-06-08 | 02:39 PM
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Had something similar a few months back. I ride past a middle school on my way to work and drivers are always doing all sorts of maneuvers to get their kids to school. Anyhow, I'm coming up on the right rear of this ginormous silver FUV and I just know the driver is going to make an unsignaled, quick move to the curb on the right. Sure enough it happens. I pass on the left and look into the driver's window to see a ginormous woman turning her head towards me as she takes a bite out of a powdered munchkin (donut hole), dribbling powdered sugar all over herself.
I have never felt more smug.
I have never felt more smug.
06-06-08 | 09:07 PM
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Too funny!I just got to work and have to share my commute this morning. I was laughing pretty hard.
So I'm riding my normal route to the office and come up to one of the many stop lights. I pull up next to a car with a over weight woman eating a bagel with cream cheese at least a 1/2 inch thick. She looks at me and I smile. The light turns green and we are off. At the next light she is waiting there for me. I look over again and smile. But this time she isn't happy. Not sure why she is unhappy, but I think I'm related to it. When the light turns green she guns it and speeds off. Third light comes and she is waiting there a little longer due to her speeding off. I pull up next to her and she has cream cheese all over her face and is looking for the bagel that probably fell onto the floor but can't reach it because her stomach and steering wheel are in the way. At this point I couldn't help laughing. When the light turned green I was ahead but she past me never to be seen again.
So I'm riding my normal route to the office and come up to one of the many stop lights. I pull up next to a car with a over weight woman eating a bagel with cream cheese at least a 1/2 inch thick. She looks at me and I smile. The light turns green and we are off. At the next light she is waiting there for me. I look over again and smile. But this time she isn't happy. Not sure why she is unhappy, but I think I'm related to it. When the light turns green she guns it and speeds off. Third light comes and she is waiting there a little longer due to her speeding off. I pull up next to her and she has cream cheese all over her face and is looking for the bagel that probably fell onto the floor but can't reach it because her stomach and steering wheel are in the way. At this point I couldn't help laughing. When the light turned green I was ahead but she past me never to be seen again.
