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09-05-08 | 09:23 AM

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Hot Potato

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You can beat another cyclist to the finish line, you can beat your best commute to work time, but you sure can't beat a..........

09-05-08 | 10:41 AM

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hxzero

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You should have just stood in the darkness looking creepily at them with a smile on your face, licking your lips every so often.

09-05-08 | 10:47 AM

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Lucky stiff.

09-05-08 | 10:54 AM

#29

HOV

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Originally Posted by taliesin

I've heard of "blow-outs" on the ride home, but...

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Originally Posted by rugerben

Jeebus. I thought I had a hard time dodging Hummers while riding on the road!!!!

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Originally Posted by uke

Reason #69 to buy better lights.

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Originally Posted by Popeyecahn

Man that tale really blew me away...

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Originally Posted by harleyfrog

Lucky stiff.

This story is yet another example of how people suck.

09-05-08 | 11:16 AM

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Good storytelling. You hid the punch well.

09-05-08 | 11:48 AM

#31

hxzero

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Originally Posted by HOV

This story is yet another example of how people suck.

People "SUCK"... get it??!!

Ha Ha Ha! Ha! Ha....ha.

09-05-08 | 11:52 AM

#32

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Lucky stiff.

If I were a judge, I would choose this comment as winner.

That was a great story. I felt really bad for OP. Now I just feel bad for the couple whose fun was interrupted!

09-05-08 | 11:57 AM

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I'm having a hard time swallowing this story.

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09-05-08 | 12:51 PM

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Ka_Jun

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Dude, you forgot rule number one of checking dead bodies, poke it with a stick.

Man, this thread has got to have set a record for double entendre.

09-05-08 | 12:56 PM

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HOV

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Originally Posted by Ka_Jun

Dude, you forgot rule number one of checking dead bodies, poke it with a stick.

Man, this thread has got to have set a record for double entendre.

I tried to pay it some lip service but came up short

09-05-08 | 12:59 PM

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09-05-08 | 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by HOV

I tried to pay it some lip service but came up short

It's ok. Better to be modest than get big headed over it.

09-05-08 | 04:34 PM

#38

Popeyecahn

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This thread is making me feel rather spent...

09-05-08 | 07:06 PM

#39

CB HI

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From: Honolulu, HI

You dropped the ball:

You should have yelled "Police, If your not gone in 5 seconds, your busted". Then watch the guy trying to run around with his pants down.

09-05-08 | 08:27 PM

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FINALLY!!!

The TRUE meaning of MUP!

09-08-08 | 03:08 PM

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not afterwards. The vampire is asleep for the night and must not be disturbed.

09-08-08 | 03:11 PM

#42

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Wow....from the title of this thread I was almost afraid to read it.
Didn't see that one coming.

The rock throwing theory would work....but what if you had hit the guy or his chick?

09-08-08 | 07:18 PM

#43

Intheloonybin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by talleymonster

Wow....from the title of this thread I was almost afraid to read it.
Didn't see that one coming.

The rock throwing theory would work....but what if you had hit the guy or his chick?

That would really blow the deal!! ROFLMAO