payback time - I was a jerk this morning
10-29-09 | 04:10 PM
#101
10-29-09 | 06:07 PM
#103
Thread Starter
Infamous Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 24,360
Likes: 7
From: Ohio
Bikes: Surly Big Dummy, Fuji World, 80ish Bianchi
10-29-09 | 06:19 PM
#104
Thread Starter
Infamous Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 24,360
Likes: 7
From: Ohio
Bikes: Surly Big Dummy, Fuji World, 80ish Bianchi
It's nice to know not only that some people think I, a perfect angel, would ever do such a thing as outlined in my OP...but also that many others will never be quite sure if it was my OP or my admission of trolling that is the actual truth. All that time as a Playboy centerfold has made me as unpredictable (and downright crazy) as any woman! Gotta watch me every minute...and like my hero Col. Flagg: "Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion." 
10-30-09 | 05:36 AM
#108
Thread Starter
Infamous Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 24,360
Likes: 7
From: Ohio
Bikes: Surly Big Dummy, Fuji World, 80ish Bianchi
Awwww, somebody need a hug? 
__________________
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
10-30-09 | 07:32 AM
#109
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 2,719
Likes: 4
From: London, UK
Bikes: 2006 road bike, 2012 cx bike, 2012 carbon rb, 2014 hardtail
)OP: nice one!
10-30-09 | 10:54 AM
#110
Two H's!!! TWO!!!!!
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 4,270
Likes: 12
From: Toronto, ON
Ha ha - awesome! Next time that driver honks at you again, you'll just break out a huge satisfied smile.
Or perhaps now that he has experienced how unpleasant it is to be subjected to such behaviour, he'd stop it entirely... Ummm... well, maybe not. Still.
Or perhaps now that he has experienced how unpleasant it is to be subjected to such behaviour, he'd stop it entirely... Ummm... well, maybe not. Still.
11-01-09 | 05:11 PM
#111
Being posted by chipcom is what made it completely believable. Many here could visualize chipcom doing exactly that. Note that the believers are still stepping in to comment.
Was "chipcon" a typo or statement of chipcom's trustworthy status?
Was "chipcon" a typo or statement of chipcom's trustworthy status?
11-01-09 | 05:25 PM
#112
.
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 3,981
Likes: 0
From: Hillsboro, Oregon
Bikes: Specialized Roubaix Comp, Soma ES
That's right Chip. You should have yelled at him to "get on the sidewalk, or cars aren't bikes or you look like a *** dressed like that" or several other things to educate him like we so often are educated.
__________________
Demented internet tail wagging imbicile.
Demented internet tail wagging imbicile.
11-01-09 | 05:39 PM
#113
Mrs. DataJunkie
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 1,527
Likes: 0
From: Vancouver, BC
Bikes: Asama "Luddite" and Kuwahara MTB from the 90s
11-01-09 | 10:08 PM
#115
Member Not Found
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 7,494
Likes: 419
11-02-09 | 07:07 AM
#116
Thread Starter
Infamous Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 24,360
Likes: 7
From: Ohio
Bikes: Surly Big Dummy, Fuji World, 80ish Bianchi
Hmm, sounds like you get sucked into BS often...do you need a wet wipe?
__________________
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
11-02-09 | 08:37 AM
#118
Thread Starter
Infamous Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 24,360
Likes: 7
From: Ohio
Bikes: Surly Big Dummy, Fuji World, 80ish Bianchi
__________________
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
11-02-09 | 09:10 AM
#120
Thread Starter
Infamous Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 24,360
Likes: 7
From: Ohio
Bikes: Surly Big Dummy, Fuji World, 80ish Bianchi
is that butter or margarine? I gotta watch my girlish figure ya know.
__________________
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
11-02-09 | 09:16 AM
#121
Member Not Found
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 7,494
Likes: 419
A monk was walking down a road minding his own business. A man walks up to the monk, pushes him down and gives him a good kick. A passerby witnesses the assault and rushes over to pick up the monk and brush the dirt from his robe. He offers to run after the man who assaulted the monk and call the authorities. But the monk declined the offer saying, "I'm fine...the assault is his problem."
You fooled a lot of BFers here chipcom. But the desire to commit this act of deception is really your problem, not those who trusted you and got fooled. Feel free to take my story, push it down and give it a good swift kick. We all expect that from you now.
You fooled a lot of BFers here chipcom. But the desire to commit this act of deception is really your problem, not those who trusted you and got fooled. Feel free to take my story, push it down and give it a good swift kick. We all expect that from you now.
11-02-09 | 09:29 AM
#122
Thread Starter
Infamous Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 24,360
Likes: 7
From: Ohio
Bikes: Surly Big Dummy, Fuji World, 80ish Bianchi
A monk was walking down a road minding his own business. A man walks up to the monk, pushes him down and gives him a good kick. A passerby witnesses the assault and rushes over to pick up the monk and brush the dirt from his robe. He offers to run after the man who assaulted the monk and call the authorities. But the monk declined the offer saying, "I'm fine...the assault is his problem."
You fooled a lot of BFers here chipcom. But the desire to commit this act of deception is really your problem, not those who trusted you and got fooled. Feel free to take my story, push it down and give it a good swift kick. We all expect that from you now.
You fooled a lot of BFers here chipcom. But the desire to commit this act of deception is really your problem, not those who trusted you and got fooled. Feel free to take my story, push it down and give it a good swift kick. We all expect that from you now.
Let's translate..."Hi, I'm Joey! I fell for a parody thread and I can't get my panties unbunched!"
Hmm, this gives me an idea for a new product: Troll Alert!
Anybody know where I can get ahold of C Everett Coop for an endorsement?
__________________
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
Last edited by chipcom; 11-02-09 at 09:32 AM.
11-02-09 | 07:31 PM
#124
Thread Starter
Infamous Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 24,360
Likes: 7
From: Ohio
Bikes: Surly Big Dummy, Fuji World, 80ish Bianchi
Tell you what, I'll come into one of your many 'hey look at me" threads and tell you how cool you are...will that make your poor bruised ego feel better.
__________________
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
