Joey?
#5
Yeah there haven't been many good troll threads lately in Commuting. fredgarvin tried one but it didn't take off. For the past week or so Commuting is all about riding in the cold and posting pictures from the Philippines.
#6
1. It's nice to be missed. 
2. I am much more likely to be killed WAITING AT a red light in New Orleans than running them.
3. Early darkness has killed my shooting light.
4. Past few months I have switched to a shorter, more dangerous route but oddly, much less interesting on film.
I will try to do better.
Thanks.

2. I am much more likely to be killed WAITING AT a red light in New Orleans than running them.
3. Early darkness has killed my shooting light.
4. Past few months I have switched to a shorter, more dangerous route but oddly, much less interesting on film.
I will try to do better.
Thanks.
#7
totally louche
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 18,023
Likes: 12
From: A land that time forgot
Bikes: the ever shifting stable loaded with comfortable road bikes and city and winter bikes
what would make a JoeyBike route both more dangerous and less interesting?
let me guess:
you're riding in traffic that's predominately moving faster than you are, and there's no pedestrians you can terrorize?
let me guess:
you're riding in traffic that's predominately moving faster than you are, and there's no pedestrians you can terrorize?
#9
Senior Member
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 416
Likes: 0
Bikes: 2006 Raleigh Mojave 2008 Specialized Roubaix Elite
1. It's nice to be missed. 
2. I am much more likely to be killed WAITING AT a red light in New Orleans than running them.
3. Early darkness has killed my shooting light.
4. Past few months I have switched to a shorter, more dangerous route but oddly, much less interesting on film.
I will try to do better.
Thanks.

2. I am much more likely to be killed WAITING AT a red light in New Orleans than running them.
3. Early darkness has killed my shooting light.
4. Past few months I have switched to a shorter, more dangerous route but oddly, much less interesting on film.
I will try to do better.
Thanks.
i too miss the videos and the social commentary- hilarious stuff-
#11
Senior Member


Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 11,480
Likes: 4,887
From: San Jose (Willow Glen) Ca
Bikes: Kirk Custom JK Special, 86 De Rosa Pro, '84 Team Miyata,(dura ace old school) 80?? SR Semi-Pro 600 Arabesque
I don't agree with Joey's riding style, but his videos are fun.
My request is for one with some good Cajun music....but as Joey has noted to get the good stuff (like moonshine) you have to go out to the boonies....so I keep hoping
lez bon temp roulez
or maybe we should lobby for a Mardi Gras video....but Joey has noted smart people and locals stay away from the French Quarter...especially at mardi Gras and it would lower his speed for sure
My request is for one with some good Cajun music....but as Joey has noted to get the good stuff (like moonshine) you have to go out to the boonies....so I keep hoping
lez bon temp roulez
or maybe we should lobby for a Mardi Gras video....but Joey has noted smart people and locals stay away from the French Quarter...especially at mardi Gras and it would lower his speed for sure
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#12
Senior Member

Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,299
Likes: 16
I like to watch Joey's videos for the music. It gives me ideas for what to put on my ipod. I cringe at all the red light crossings and lane splittings, but he's old/wise enough to make his own decisions. Lawful or not, I don't care. I see it as a matter of risk, and he simply takes more chances than I would. Then again, he's older than I am and he seems to be doing just fine with his style of riding.
#13
Less peds for sure. You got that part. Cars are moving faster too. You win a cookie. Boring.
The route is 3 miles straight shot down Esplanade Ave. Only 5 traffic lights so traffic can get faster than I can bike at times. The surface is TERRIBLE but I feel comfortable at night on my 26" rubber under my LHT and a NiteRider headlight + rear blinkie + reflective bits. The right lane has curbside parking and is very narrow. Just wide enough for a mid-sized car if they drive in the door zone. Needless to say, I just take the lane and try to maintain 20 to 25 mph (depending on wind direction). If I run the red lights JUUUUUST right, I can avoid almost all traffic passing me at the tighter spots. Usually no problems. Crossing traffic can be rude once in a great while.
My favorite traffic technique was developed for this road years ago. Once a month or so, some nitwit in a car will roar up behind me as I control the right lane (right down the center more or less). Not another car in sight, but they will ride my "bumper" and honk at me even though I am kiting along at 20+ in a 30 zone so bumpy that most cars wouldn't want to go 30. So I move to the LEFT lane, same as if I were on a motorcycle, and wave them by on my right. The coolest thing is the look on their face as they WAKE UP and realize they have been an @55 and could easily have passed me in the left lane at any time instead of all the angst and horn blowing.
#14
Velocommuter Commando
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 2,683
Likes: 38
From: Houston, Texas
Bikes: '88 Specialized Sirrus, '89 Alpine Monitor Pass, two '70 Raligh Twenties, '07 Schwinn Town & Country Trike, '07 Specialized Sirrus Hybrid
1. It's nice to be missed. 
2. I am much more likely to be killed WAITING AT a red light in New Orleans than running them.
3. Early darkness has killed my shooting light.
4. Past few months I have switched to a shorter, more dangerous route but oddly, much less interesting on film.
I will try to do better.
Thanks.

2. I am much more likely to be killed WAITING AT a red light in New Orleans than running them.
3. Early darkness has killed my shooting light.
4. Past few months I have switched to a shorter, more dangerous route but oddly, much less interesting on film.
I will try to do better.
Thanks.
#16
Pirating someone else's workout (and running from traffic) are my only motivations for pushing my limits on a bike. "Disturbing the comfortable" is my second favorite hobby. So geek hunting is a 2 for 1 for me.
Are there any Giro rides in your area on weekends? If you time your ride just right, you might overtake some of those wannabees that fall off the back of the pack, dragging their lungs behind them. I like to hang out somewhere on the route and ambush them about 25 miles from their cars after I get a 10 mile warm-up. When you overtake them, say "On your left Ladies" as you pass them. (If they actually ARE female, you can say "ladies" in a most condescending tone). If there are men mixed with gals all the better. Now you have set the stage for YOUR workout! If they have anything left in the tank, and ANY marbles hidden under the Spandex, some may take up chase and work together in a paceline to catch you. Since you would rather die coughing up blood than let that happen (especially after what you just said to them), VIOLA! Instant intense workout!
Or you could just buy a heart monitor and chase heartbeats all day.
Naaaaaah.
#17
I never did get why people do that. We had heart rate monitors when I was on a rowing team and they just provided one more piece of info to create distraction; a distraction that lowered my power when I thought about it too much.
#18
Because Lance Almighty uses a heart monitor for training.
#20
#21
Senior Member
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 260
Likes: 0
From: Atlanta, GA
Bikes: SS Surly Crosscheck, Ridley Crossbow, Specialized Tarmac
Currently what I do is I spot skinny, decked out triathletes on my way to campus with their aerospokes and skinsuits (and yeah, heart rate monitors) and I reel 'em in and drop them on climbs, smiling the whole time and occasionally singing.
What they don't know is my 250 pound ass is sporting a jersey beneath the hoodie, my jeans are 5% spandex, and I've got a chamois on.
What they don't know is my 250 pound ass is sporting a jersey beneath the hoodie, my jeans are 5% spandex, and I've got a chamois on.
#23
There is some kind of justice in the fact that if you ride 5 days a week to work, are somewhat athletic, and put forth a bit of effort along the way that often you can measure up to those folks who ferry their bike by car to a location one day a week, wear a special costume designed specifically for one sport, and try to look fast.
#24
Increasingly Marginalized
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 216
Likes: 0
From: Canton, GA
Bikes: Heckler, Dean Scout
Addicting ain't it?
Pirating someone else's workout (and running from traffic) are my only motivations for pushing my limits on a bike. "Disturbing the comfortable" is my second favorite hobby. So geek hunting is a 2 for 1 for me.
Are there any Giro rides in your area on weekends? If you time your ride just right, you might overtake some of those wannabees that fall off the back of the pack, dragging their lungs behind them. I like to hang out somewhere on the route and ambush them about 25 miles from their cars after I get a 10 mile warm-up. When you overtake them, say "On your left Ladies" as you pass them. (If they actually ARE female, you can say "ladies" in a most condescending tone). If there are men mixed with gals all the better. Now you have set the stage for YOUR workout! If they have anything left in the tank, and ANY marbles hidden under the Spandex, some may take up chase and work together in a paceline to catch you. Since you would rather die coughing up blood than let that happen (especially after what you just said to them), VIOLA! Instant intense workout!
Or you could just buy a heart monitor and chase heartbeats all day.
Naaaaaah.

Pirating someone else's workout (and running from traffic) are my only motivations for pushing my limits on a bike. "Disturbing the comfortable" is my second favorite hobby. So geek hunting is a 2 for 1 for me.
Are there any Giro rides in your area on weekends? If you time your ride just right, you might overtake some of those wannabees that fall off the back of the pack, dragging their lungs behind them. I like to hang out somewhere on the route and ambush them about 25 miles from their cars after I get a 10 mile warm-up. When you overtake them, say "On your left Ladies" as you pass them. (If they actually ARE female, you can say "ladies" in a most condescending tone). If there are men mixed with gals all the better. Now you have set the stage for YOUR workout! If they have anything left in the tank, and ANY marbles hidden under the Spandex, some may take up chase and work together in a paceline to catch you. Since you would rather die coughing up blood than let that happen (especially after what you just said to them), VIOLA! Instant intense workout!
Or you could just buy a heart monitor and chase heartbeats all day.
Naaaaaah.




