Do you ever juggle sharp knives while you ride?
 

Just wondering....

Yeah, I've got Schwalbe tires so no worries there.

Lol Yes, we have been getting a lot of people posting _____ questions just like that. Nice way to make the point. Lol

Not sharp knives, but chainsaws.

That certainly gets pedestrians out of your way :D

I juggle my thoughts does that count?

Dull knives are much more safe.

I used to.... now I don't have any hands.

I prefer flaming swords, while listening to my ipod, at night, with no lights, wearing all black, on the wrong side of the street, on a 60mph road while taking the lane... and no helmet, it could get in the way..

Only if I have to prepare dinner on the ride home.

No, that's so stupid why would anyone do that.

I switched to bowling balls a long time ago.

Yes, how else can I get a manicure? I also juggle my helmet around trying to decide if I should wear it on my commute ;)

lol

Oh gosh, this will be a good reply to the "Do you ever ride no-hand?" thread. :lol:

Is this one of those questions you can only answer with a yes or no?

No ... but I try to always carry a knife when I go kayaking. But there's rope involved...

I like to stand up on my handlebars and play hackey-sack

I ride with scissors, as I found that running with scissors just wasn't dangerous enough.

:eek: And here I thought I was the only one. Sometimes I throw in a chainsaw just to liven things up a bit. Knives alone can be a bit dull.

Why would you need a light with flaming swords?

Nah, but I can change my bib while riding my fixie

Is this a poll? Where's the poll?

You wuss! You don't light them on fire?

I used to but now my hands are occupied texting to my friends and searching the MP3 player for the perfect song.

No, because it's way too risky. I'd be grounded for a week if the wife caught me taking our best knifes outside for a ride.