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Old 09-09-10 | 03:49 PM
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Do you ever juggle sharp knives while you ride?

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Old 09-09-10 | 03:52 PM
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Yeah, I've got Schwalbe tires so no worries there.
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Old 09-09-10 | 03:52 PM
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Lol Yes, we have been getting a lot of people posting _____ questions just like that. Nice way to make the point. Lol
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Old 09-09-10 | 03:53 PM
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Not sharp knives, but chainsaws.
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Old 09-09-10 | 04:02 PM
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Not sharp knives, but chainsaws.
That certainly gets pedestrians out of your way
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Old 09-09-10 | 04:02 PM
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I juggle my thoughts does that count?
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Old 09-09-10 | 04:37 PM
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Dull knives are much more safe.
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Old 09-09-10 | 04:37 PM
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I used to.... now I don't have any hands.
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Old 09-09-10 | 04:41 PM
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I prefer flaming swords, while listening to my ipod, at night, with no lights, wearing all black, on the wrong side of the street, on a 60mph road while taking the lane... and no helmet, it could get in the way..
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Old 09-09-10 | 04:46 PM
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Only if I have to prepare dinner on the ride home.
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Old 09-09-10 | 04:51 PM
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No, that's so stupid why would anyone do that.

I switched to bowling balls a long time ago.
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Old 09-09-10 | 04:56 PM
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Yes, how else can I get a manicure? I also juggle my helmet around trying to decide if I should wear it on my commute
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Old 09-09-10 | 04:57 PM
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Old 09-09-10 | 05:08 PM
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I used to.... now I don't have any hands.
Oh gosh, this will be a good reply to the "Do you ever ride no-hand?" thread.
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Old 09-09-10 | 06:01 PM
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Is this one of those questions you can only answer with a yes or no?
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Old 09-09-10 | 06:05 PM
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No ... but I try to always carry a knife when I go kayaking. But there's rope involved...
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Old 09-09-10 | 06:34 PM
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Old 09-09-10 | 06:45 PM
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I ride with scissors, as I found that running with scissors just wasn't dangerous enough.
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Old 09-09-10 | 07:17 PM
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And here I thought I was the only one. Sometimes I throw in a chainsaw just to liven things up a bit. Knives alone can be a bit dull.
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Old 09-09-10 | 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by bhop
I prefer flaming swords, while listening to my ipod, at night, with no lights, wearing all black, on the wrong side of the street, on a 60mph road while taking the lane... and no helmet, it could get in the way..
Why would you need a light with flaming swords?
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Old 09-09-10 | 07:29 PM
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Nah, but I can change my bib while riding my fixie
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Old 09-09-10 | 07:35 PM
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Is this a poll? Where's the poll?
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Old 09-09-10 | 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by groovestew
Not sharp knives, but chainsaws.
You wuss! You don't light them on fire?
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Old 09-09-10 | 09:37 PM
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I used to but now my hands are occupied texting to my friends and searching the MP3 player for the perfect song.
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Old 09-09-10 | 09:43 PM
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No, because it's way too risky. I'd be grounded for a week if the wife caught me taking our best knifes outside for a ride.
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