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Old 07-29-11 | 04:16 AM
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Your afternoon break consists of a 16oz glass of water and an endurolyte..
It's not a problem when you don't have time to go get lunch, because there's always something in the seat bag, bottom of the panniers, etc.

You long to be ticketed for speeding on your bike, just for the bragging rights...
Still trying. Even willing to risk 5-7 over in the school zone next to work, but they just go after the drivers who "must pass the bike, no matter what." I should be getting a commission on those tickets.

You wash cycling shorts and jerseys more often than any other clothes you have...
They're more likely to reek if left for a couple of days, so they generally get tossed in with any load that doesn't require hot water or bleach. With a toddler and an infant around, that gives me about three opportunities a day.

You always ask the Mormon guys how they manage to look so good in a shirt and tie after a long days ride...
I still wonder about that. Do they wear bike shorts under the pants, are the pants special made for riding, or what?
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Old 07-29-11 | 07:48 AM
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Old 07-29-11 | 08:33 AM
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You're a real hardcore commuter, as opposed to just an internet wannabe, if you're out riding instead of sitting in front of the computer contributing to threads with titles like "you know you're a hard core commuter if..."



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Old 07-29-11 | 09:14 AM
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[QUOTE=KD5NRH;13003640]You always ask the Mormon guys how they manage to look so good in a shirt and tie after a long days ride... [QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KD5NRH;13003640]I still wonder about that. Do they wear bike shorts under the pants, are the pants special made for riding, or what? [QUOTE]

Unless they have changed from 20 years ago, you don't have any bike specific clothing. It is sometimes change the shirt miday, and new deodorant multiple times a day.
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Old 07-29-11 | 09:44 AM
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... when you realize you enjoy going to work, but not actually getting to the office.
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Old 07-29-11 | 09:49 AM
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Old 07-29-11 | 10:30 AM
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When you're sitting at your computer plotting longer routes home - even with a heat advisory...
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Old 07-29-11 | 10:41 AM
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Old 07-29-11 | 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Cyclaholic
You're a real hardcore commuter, as opposed to just an internet wannabe, if you're out riding instead of sitting in front of the computer contributing to threads with titles like "you know you're a hard core commuter if..."



...see what I did there?
Outed yourself as not being a real hardcore commuter
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Old 07-29-11 | 01:24 PM
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...you forget that you have a car. Or,
...you need to move your bike out of the way to get to your car.
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Old 07-29-11 | 06:54 PM
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"offass supplies"?
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If you have ever tried submitting an expense report for Bag Balm, citing it as "office supplies."
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Old 07-29-11 | 09:24 PM
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You become a bit depressed when you have to drive to work for a week.

You hide your face the few times you have to sit in a car because you don't want other cyclists to see you riding in a car.
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Old 07-29-11 | 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by paul2432
. . . Your commute goes from 12 miles each way to less than one mile and you are not happy (and gain 10 lbs).

. . . You know the pleasure of getting home in 1 hour during a rush hour snow storm, when drivers are taking 2-3 hours to do the same distance.

. . . People stop asking "did ride today?" when the weather is really bad, because they already know you did.

. . . You are upset when the forecast was -20F and it is only -16F.

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when the weather person predicts heavy snow you run inside your house and bring out the winter bike.
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Old 07-29-11 | 09:28 PM
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...when you bike farther than you have to, just cause.
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Old 07-30-11 | 11:38 AM
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...the "time you showed at work and discovered you didnt have pants" is a true story not a bad dream

...your 3 year old daughter sees you wearing a suit and says, "Daddy, are you going on a big plane or a little plane today?" because she knows the only time you leave the house not wearing bike shorts is when you're travelling for work

...someone mentions a great job opportunity to you, and your first thought is whether there is a good bike route to the company's office.
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Old 07-30-11 | 02:35 PM
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...you start your car every few months to circulate the fluids, and wonder how many years it's supposed to go between oil changes. Meanwhile, your head is filled with plans for renovating the drivetrain on your commuting bike and expanding its cargo capacity.
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Old 07-30-11 | 10:28 PM
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You have an infrared com device plugged into one of your USB ports so you can upload the exercise data off of your HRM, in which you have your current best-time for your commute as a wall paper on your desktop...
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Old 07-30-11 | 10:33 PM
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...when you consider cars an "alternative" form of transportation.
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Old 07-31-11 | 02:54 AM
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When you wish that when you were riding at -46C that it would have dropped to -50C just to see if the bike could handle that extra bit of cold.
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Old 07-31-11 | 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by steve-in-kville
... you listen to the weather at 4am to determine if you will have a tailwind, headwind or cross-wind on the way home from work!

... you've bought three different brands of deodorant in the past two weeks to see whick holds up the longest.

(these threads are fun every now and again!!)

Nah...

You know you are a hard-core commuter if you get up in the morning, get on your bike and just ride regardless of the weather.

Oh, and if you clean up after the ride using rubbing alcohol and and hand sanitizer you won't care much for a deodorant. Those two are better deodorants than anything else.
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Old 07-31-11 | 10:39 AM
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Old 07-31-11 | 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by gritface
...you constantly try to scan behind you with your mirror when out for a walk.
Add me to that list too Aaggghhh, Krpytonite has robbed me of my powars!!!
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Old 08-01-11 | 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by AdamDZ
You know you are a hard-core commuter if you get up in the morning, get on your bike and just ride regardless of the weather.
of course, but it's still good to know how many layers to bring, and what types of layers.
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Old 08-01-11 | 06:11 AM
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...you constantly try to scan behind you with your mirror when out for a walk.
I DO THAT TOO!
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Old 08-01-11 | 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by smasha
of course, but it's still good to know how many layers to bring, and what types of layers.
Cary extra clothing in a pannier I only check the radar map to see what's ahead for the next hour. Weather forecasts are mostly uninformed opinions these days anyway.
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