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chefisaac 09-23-12 04:29 PM

I like to think that cycling has acceptable risks.

And I also think that doing more research on stuff and things (like night riding or hill climbing) might give you a heads up in the right direction on things like equipment, etc.

nelson249 09-23-12 04:35 PM

I tend to "censor" some of my traffic stories to quell the religious sensitivities of some of my relatives. I related a story about scowling at a cab driver who had pulled a deliberately dangerous manoeuvre. My wife chirped up and said "That's not the version you told me. I seem to recall an upraised middle finger."

chefisaac 09-23-12 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by nelson249 (Post 14765976)
I tend to "censor" some of my traffic stories to quell the religious sensitivities of some of my relatives. I related a story about scowling at a cab driver who had pulled a deliberately dangerous manoeuvre. My wife chirped up and said "That's not the version you told me. I seem to recall an upraised middle finger."

Yes, I agree with you on "censoring". It is key!

Wait For Me 09-23-12 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by telkanuru (Post 14765908)
Or a good front light, which I quickly bought, would have prevented the thing all together. Cycling is dangerous when you are not properly equipped (gear or skill) for the situations you encounter.



If you think I said that cycling is dangerous, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.


Dude, quit while your behind. You publicly admitted that you get in trouble with your wife if you ride one handed, SHE allows you to commute but only if it is in a safe manor, and that you and or your wife (your boss) thinks cycling is dangerous.
Better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone think your whipped then open it and remove all doubt.

treadtread 09-23-12 05:20 PM


Originally Posted by Wait For Me (Post 14766064)
Dude, quit while your behind. You publicly admitted that you get in trouble with your wife if you ride one handed, SHE allows you to commute but only if it is in a safe manor, and that you and or your wife (your boss) thinks cycling is dangerous.
Better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone think your whipped then open it and remove all doubt.

Sigh. Still having trouble reading I see.

CB HI 09-23-12 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by telkanuru (Post 14765908)
If you think I said that cycling is dangerous, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.

The college kid pretending he is smarter than everyone else again.

I am not the one that endoed over a rock in the road. Too many college kids these days do not seem to be smart enough to use a good headlight while riding at night. How did they ever get accepted into college?



Originally Posted by telkanuru (Post 14765637)
That there are more things more dangerous or that the danger posed by an activity is below the commonly accepted threshold of what constitutes unnecessary danger or exposure to risk does not preclude something from being itself dangerous.

Some other person must have used your login name for the post above. Or maybe you need to find a better professor for your writing composition.

Artkansas 09-23-12 05:34 PM


Originally Posted by treadtread (Post 14764419)
We saw a girl riding her bike today, holding a cup of coffee in her hand. My wife said: That's cool, she's able to balance it so well. Without thinking, I said: That isn't hard, I did it when I was carrying ...

So why was it cool when the girl did it, but not cool if you would do it. There seems to be a gap there. And yes I understand wives.

My ex was not cool with my bicycle commuting until, because of our routes, she was able to come up behind me, she driving and I cycling and see that even though I was not aware of being observed by her, I was cycling in a manner that she considered safe. Then I had her do the numbers on how much it would cost us for me to be driving and that sealed it.

Artkansas 09-23-12 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by CB HI (Post 14765785)
tumbling or judo classes might be helpful in learning how to fall.

I would also recommend a good trampoline class. It teaches you how to remain in control of your body while in the air, how to manuever and how to position yourself for a safe landing. Priceless. Every cyclist should learn how to avoid damage in a crash.

treadtread 09-23-12 05:40 PM

Heh. Never had a thread I started trolled before, by what looks like a couple of cyber bullies at that. Irritating iniially, now just entertaining :)

caloso 09-23-12 05:43 PM

Shoot. I thought this was going to be a coffee thread.

CB HI 09-23-12 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by treadtread (Post 14766183)
Heh. Never had a thread I started trolled before, by what looks like a couple of cyber bullies at that. Irritating iniially, now just entertaining :)

No one trolled or bullied you.



Except maybe your wife. After all, it was cool riding one handed when the girl did it and a big no no when you do it. Set you up with the troll, and bully slammed you when you admitted you did it as well.

caloso 09-23-12 05:54 PM

One day I was out for a mellow ride around the neighborhood with the wife and kids. My son was trying to ride no handed and I was trying to give him some encouragement. My wife was shocked: "I can't believe you're encouraging him! It's unsafe!"

I said "Nah. It's a useful bike handling skill. How's he going to put some newspaper down his jersey going over the Gavia Pass if he can't ride no handed?"

Wait For Me 09-23-12 05:58 PM

Like I said: quit while your behind.

treadtread 09-23-12 06:23 PM

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)#_

I'm going to end my contribution to this now pointless thread with a DNFTT request.

SnowJob 09-23-12 07:47 PM

^^ But they are so, so hungry!

And I think a college kid must've killed that one's parents, because he sure hates them college kids.

JPprivate 09-23-12 08:16 PM


Originally Posted by Wait For Me (Post 14764767)
Umm...yes I am married but not to my mom.
"one of the reasons you "can" commute"?? So that's up to her too?

You haven't been married for long, have you...? :p

Wait For Me 09-23-12 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by JPprivate (Post 14766663)
You haven't been married for long, have you...? :p

Your right, only 21 years. Give me a break! If my wife controlled me, or I her like the OP it would have only lasted about 1 week!

CB HI 09-23-12 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by SnowJob (Post 14766564)
^^ But they are so, so hungry!

And I think a college kid must've killed that one's parents, because he sure hates them college kids.

Linking anything in this thread to murder, speaks of a very disturbed mind.

silmarillion 09-23-12 10:04 PM


Originally Posted by Closed Office (Post 14764968)
I can have a whole conversation where each sentence is an apology for the last one.

:lol::lol::lol:

chandltp 09-24-12 06:04 AM


Originally Posted by Wait For Me (Post 14766734)
If my wife controlled me, or I her like the OP it would have only lasted about 1 week!

That's incredible that you were able to figure out their entire relationship from a few sentences.

Personally, I take my spouse's opinion about my actions into consideration before I do something. I don't consider that to be controlling. Most people I know do that for people they care about.

K'Tesh 09-24-12 06:31 AM

Back on topic... Verbal blunders

My Mom would watch me ride off to school every day and wave, which was fine by me. It was our ritual. One particularly cold morning, I didn't notice the patch of black ice on the corner, and sure enough, I hit it while making my turn. Bike laid down, and so did I, and with the momentum I slid completely across the oncoming lane, coming to a rather inglorious halt in the gutter. My next utterance was that favorite fallback for teens to say when out of earshot of their parents. I picked myself up, and of course the bike was out of commission (twisted handlebar that I couldn't straighten myself). So, I limped back up the street home, dripping wet from the gutter, slightly scraped up from the road, past the kids who rode the bus to school.

I get back home to change clothes, ditch my ride, and try to catch the bus, but instead caught Hell from the 'rents, as sure enough, I wasn't out of earshot of Mom when I picked myself up.

Any ideas on why that bike got named "Dammit"?

Leebo 09-24-12 08:42 AM

One handed? I need both hands off the bar for air guitar. Bass. Van Halen.

alan s 09-24-12 08:56 AM


Originally Posted by treadtread (Post 14764419)
We saw a girl riding her bike today, holding a cup of coffee in her hand. My wife said: That's cool, she's able to balance it so well. Without thinking, I said: That isn't hard, I did it when I was carrying ...

Never got to finish my sentence, because she asked, in her you're-in-trouble voice: Have you been riding on streets one-handed?

Took some quick explaining to get past that one! Anybody else have amusing slip-ups to report?

Without thinking, I said: That isn't hard, I did it when I was carrying . . . her on my bike yesterday. At least she didn't let you finish the sentence.

PatrickGSR94 09-24-12 09:07 AM

Yesterday when discussing with my wife what road bike I might get, I mentioned the possibility of one day riding my bike to my parents' house, which is 50 miles away - a century ride round trip. Her first comment was "OMG isn't that dangerous???" :p Of course then I said century rides are typically done in groups and not alone. I probably wouldn't want to ride that far by myself anyway. But still her comments were a little humorous.

pallen 09-24-12 09:09 AM


Originally Posted by megalowmatt (Post 14765167)
My wife encourages me to ride no-hands in heavy traffic.

I'm thinking now she wants me dead.

Did you recently take out a sizable life insurance policy?


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