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Ridefreemc 09-24-12 09:10 AM

She exclaimed "you're going back next year?!" after my long description of the awesome, but quite dangerous mountain biking adventure from this past weekend. Verbal blunder was giving her so much detail - like riding downhill at 30 mph, or the sheer cliff just 12 inches to the left of the trail, or...you know...and then saying this time next year would be a good time to go again.

megalowmatt 09-24-12 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by pallen (Post 14768031)
Did you recently take out a sizable life insurance policy?

No but today before kissing me goodbye she said "see how far you can go no hands on your way in to work this morning".

Should I be worried?

megalowmatt 09-24-12 10:27 AM

Ok I have one. It was just a few months back at the San Diego Century.

My wife is a really slow rider so when we bike together I ride with her for a while then power ahead and wait - sometimes for long periods of time - for her to catch up. Then I tag along for a while and repeat the process.

Anyway, at the San Diego Century bike ride, she was having a particularly rough day but I was at my best. After (another) long wait, she rolled on by me but this time I gave some rope and let her go out ahead for a minute. After starting back up again, as I gained on her and while hammering up a slight incline I was able to dial it up another hundred watts or so.

Just as I passed her, pulling out in to open road, I took my hands off the bars, sat up and shot back "kiss my asphalt!". I was already at least 30 feet in front but heard her say "what?". I just yelled back "nothing" and went on my way.

I sure dodged a bullet on that one.

PatrickGSR94 09-24-12 10:46 AM

haha oh man, my wife would hate it if I did that. Whenever we get a bike for her I'm sure I'll be riding my KHS when we go out together, and not my (soon to have) road bike. Last time we went on the MUP with her on my sis-in-law's bike, she was in front of me and not doing too well, nervous and all, as she had not ridden a bike in many years. I think next time we go she might do better if she followed behind me.

CB HI 09-24-12 12:55 PM


Originally Posted by PatrickGSR94 (Post 14768020)
Yesterday when discussing with my wife what road bike I might get, I mentioned the possibility of one day riding my bike to my parents' house, which is 50 miles away - a century ride round trip. Her first comment was "OMG isn't that dangerous???" :p Of course then I said century rides are typically done in groups and not alone. I probably wouldn't want to ride that far by myself anyway. But still her comments were a little humorous.

She probably meant your parents are dangerous, not the cycling.

PatrickGSR94 09-24-12 01:00 PM

haha no, she generally thinks cycling on roads with any more than the occasional car to be dangerous, even when there are adequate shoulders, bike lanes, or if the traffic generally moves slowly, i.e. 30 mph or less.

pallen 09-24-12 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by megalowmatt (Post 14768290)
No but today before kissing me goodbye she said "see how far you can go no hands on your way in to work this morning".

Should I be worried?

Considering your post that follows, I think it all makes sense :lol:

Notso_fastLane 09-24-12 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by megalowmatt (Post 14765167)
My wife encourages me to ride no-hands in heavy traffic.

I'm thinking now she wants me dead.

You're insured, right? (My wife likes to point that out to me on occasion, usually with a wicked glint in her eyes....)

Doohickie 09-24-12 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by Sirrus Rider (Post 14764624)
Time for a new wife who lets you be you.

There are two kinds of marriages: The ones where the man thinks he's in charge, and the ones that last.

silmarillion 09-24-12 04:03 PM

:lol::beer::roflmao:

MikeyBoyAz 09-24-12 04:07 PM

WoW! This thread delivers! There is more bashing than a typical 41 thread!

No verbal blunders for me (yet). I will post when I do though :D

baiskeli 09-25-12 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by caloso (Post 14766225)
One day I was out for a mellow ride around the neighborhood with the wife and kids. My son was trying to ride no handed and I was trying to give him some encouragement. My wife was shocked: "I can't believe you're encouraging him! It's unsafe!"

I said "Nah. It's a useful bike handling skill. How's he going to put some newspaper down his jersey going over the Gavia Pass if he can't ride no handed?"

That is teh funny!!

megalowmatt 09-25-12 12:44 PM

I tried the no hands thing like my wife suggested. The problem is the stop light.


ckaspar 09-25-12 12:56 PM

My biggie wasn't a verbal plunder but more of a visual one. I showed her the video of my accident I got into before I reviewed it to see how bad it really looked. That was a BAD idea. She flipped out. I was able to calm her down and show her everything was fine. Then when she found out I didn't call the police or get the guys insurance info she really lost it. I certainly learned my lesson there.

elkootcho 09-25-12 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by treadtread (Post 14764419)
Never got to finish my sentence, because she asked, in her you're-in-trouble voice: Have you been riding on streets one-handed?

It's hard to flip off a-hole drivers with both hands on the bars.

I-Like-To-Bike 09-25-12 07:58 PM


Originally Posted by JPprivate (Post 14766663)
You haven't been married for long, have you...? :p

I have; for 34 good years. I do make one voluntary concession when I ride with my wife, and not wear headphones. Not to avoid a safety lecture but only to facilitate conversation. Our conversation never involves how or when I should or shouldn't ride as my wife never interferes with my bicycling and I don't interfere with what she holds important.

nelson249 09-25-12 08:53 PM


Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike (Post 14774779)
I have; for 34 good years. I do make one voluntary concession when I ride with my wife, and not wear headphones. Not to avoid a safety lecture but only to facilitate conversation. Our conversation never involves how or when I should or shouldn't ride as my wife never interferes with my bicycling and I don't interfere with what she holds important.

Sounds like a darn good arrangement ILTB.


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