View Poll Results: Ok, you've just started your commute home, and you really gotta go. Do you -
Pedal like mad to get home, and hope for the best.



20
25.00%
Find the nearest convenience store or gas station.



12
15.00%
Go back to work - what's ten minutes of leg action with a full bladder?



3
3.75%
Find a tall hedge, try to look discrete, and let 'er go.



17
21.25%
Find any type of shrubbery, really try to look discrete, and let 'er go.



22
27.50%
Locate the nearest car and pee on their tire. After all, your dog does it.



4
5.00%
Shhh - shlup - shhh - shlup (that's the sound of wet bike pants).



2
2.50%
Voters: 80. You may not vote on this poll
I really gotta go.....
#26
Thread Starter
Back In The Saddle
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 55
Likes: 0
From: Victoria, BC
Bikes: Raleigh Tarantula - with peeling decals, scratched paint, some green paint on the bars, purple aluminum brake levers - it was a freebie, and at least no one wants to steal it!!!!
Originally Posted by BostonFixed
Once, when I was on an early morning run through a suburb with some friends, my friend REALLY had to go "number 2". We dared him to 'leave a package' on someone's front yard, and guess what those people woke up to! 

#28
Senior Member
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 91
Likes: 0
From: NC
Bikes: Giant Cypress Sx, Cheap clunker mountain bike
Commuting, I have been known to slip in the back door of a McDonalds and such and then slip right back out.
On my extended ride out in the country/mountains... Whip it out and let it fly somewhere where everyone and their mother will hopefully not see.
On my extended ride out in the country/mountains... Whip it out and let it fly somewhere where everyone and their mother will hopefully not see.
#30
Dominatrikes
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 4,920
Likes: 0
From: Still in Santa Barbara
Bikes: Catrike Pocket, Lightning Thunderbold recumbent, Trek 3000 MTB.
Originally Posted by BostonFixed
Since when has urintating in the woods,etc. been a violation of LNT?
I call bull sh*it.
"Number 2" is a different story, there ARE LNT ethics regarding that.
I call bull sh*it.
"Number 2" is a different story, there ARE LNT ethics regarding that.
#31
Originally Posted by max-a-mill
no, i am civilized enough (BARELY) to piss in the grass.... i work (but don't pee) in center city though so i am well aware of the smells you speak of.
and how is peeing outside uncivilized???? it's what we did before indoor plumbing, it all ends up "outside" sooner or later. are you afraid someone will see you willy???? i am not ashamed of mine, but on the other hand i am not going out of my way to show it to anyone either.
and how is peeing outside uncivilized???? it's what we did before indoor plumbing, it all ends up "outside" sooner or later. are you afraid someone will see you willy???? i am not ashamed of mine, but on the other hand i am not going out of my way to show it to anyone either.
#32
Originally Posted by Gus Riley
Darn, you saw me!! 
Seriously(?) 'Round here I go in the corn field.

Seriously(?) 'Round here I go in the corn field.
#33
No Rocket Surgeon
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,648
Likes: 6
From: Corona and S. El Monte, CA
Bikes: Cannondale D600, Dahon Speed T7
Originally Posted by BostonFixed
Since when has urintating in the woods,etc. been a violation of LNT?
I call bull sh*it.
"Number 2" is a different story, there ARE LNT ethics regarding that.
I call bull sh*it.
"Number 2" is a different story, there ARE LNT ethics regarding that.
Actually, you are correct, and I am surprised. I TEACH LNT, and when I double-checked the text it doesn't specifically address urination, but it does address wastewater (I do cover proper locations for urination in my classes).
Except for the food chunks, I would consider urine as wastewater, wouldn't you? Yeah, I know it's usually sterile, but I still don't want to have to drink it downstream. Please, get 200' away from water sources.
#34
I've never tried peeing on a car. Have to try that one. It would have to be a big one, like an Expedition or something.
Which reminds me. This whole peeing thing really caused a stir awhile back over on the IL side of the river. I guess cyclists would go on long country rides and when nature called, they would find the nearest barn. I'm not a farmer, but I guess there is something about pig feed being sterile that really set them off. Things escalated . . . exacerbated by the city slicker v country thing, and ended up with some farmer attacking a poor female cyclist, with serious injury. He claimed she spit on his car. She claimed he followed her and ran her off the road. Probably both were true. To this day, it is not wise to cycle in Monroe County. That's pronounced MON-roe to the natives.
Which reminds me. This whole peeing thing really caused a stir awhile back over on the IL side of the river. I guess cyclists would go on long country rides and when nature called, they would find the nearest barn. I'm not a farmer, but I guess there is something about pig feed being sterile that really set them off. Things escalated . . . exacerbated by the city slicker v country thing, and ended up with some farmer attacking a poor female cyclist, with serious injury. He claimed she spit on his car. She claimed he followed her and ran her off the road. Probably both were true. To this day, it is not wise to cycle in Monroe County. That's pronounced MON-roe to the natives.
#35
genec
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 27,072
Likes: 4,533
From: West Coast
Bikes: custom built, sannino, beachbike, giant trance x2
Originally Posted by eubi
So. It's OK to pee into a water source?
Actually, you are correct, and I am surprised. I TEACH LNT, and when I double-checked the text it doesn't specifically address urination, but it does address wastewater (I do cover proper locations for urination in my classes).
Except for the food chunks, I would consider urine as wastewater, wouldn't you? Yeah, I know it's usually sterile, but I still don't want to have to drink it downstream. Please, get 200' away from water sources.
Actually, you are correct, and I am surprised. I TEACH LNT, and when I double-checked the text it doesn't specifically address urination, but it does address wastewater (I do cover proper locations for urination in my classes).
Except for the food chunks, I would consider urine as wastewater, wouldn't you? Yeah, I know it's usually sterile, but I still don't want to have to drink it downstream. Please, get 200' away from water sources.
What about water that is destined to flow into the ocean... small seasonal creeks that are really street drains that run through some parks and wild areas? I am sure these are NOT "water sources," at least to humans.
#36
SoCal Commuter

Joined: May 2004
Posts: 592
Likes: 0
From: Agua Dulce, CA
Bikes: Surly Crosscheck single/9 speed convertible, Novara Buzz beater
Originally Posted by max-a-mill
i love being able to whip it out and go in public....
bushes, tree, it don't matter, when you gotta go, you gotta go!
i feel bad for ladies who cannot so easily whip it out and pee anywhere.
you wanna stop and stare i might just give you a little penis wave in appreciation
.
bushes, tree, it don't matter, when you gotta go, you gotta go!
i feel bad for ladies who cannot so easily whip it out and pee anywhere.
you wanna stop and stare i might just give you a little penis wave in appreciation
.DanO
#37
Originally Posted by genec
What is LNT?
What about water that is destined to flow into the ocean... small seasonal creeks that are really street drains that run through some parks and wild areas? I am sure these are NOT "water sources," at least to humans.
What about water that is destined to flow into the ocean... small seasonal creeks that are really street drains that run through some parks and wild areas? I am sure these are NOT "water sources," at least to humans.
#38
Banned.
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 4,416
Likes: 1
Originally Posted by eubi
So. It's OK to pee into a water source?
Actually, you are correct, and I am surprised. I TEACH LNT, and when I double-checked the text it doesn't specifically address urination, but it does address wastewater (I do cover proper locations for urination in my classes).
Except for the food chunks, I would consider urine as wastewater, wouldn't you? Yeah, I know it's usually sterile, but I still don't want to have to drink it downstream. Please, get 200' away from water sources.
Actually, you are correct, and I am surprised. I TEACH LNT, and when I double-checked the text it doesn't specifically address urination, but it does address wastewater (I do cover proper locations for urination in my classes).
Except for the food chunks, I would consider urine as wastewater, wouldn't you? Yeah, I know it's usually sterile, but I still don't want to have to drink it downstream. Please, get 200' away from water sources.
I have an issue with some of the idiosyncratic LNT ethics.
For example: It's OK and encouraged to pee in the colorado river on a rafting trip.
It's OK and encouraged to poo in the ocean, say on a sea kayaking trip, as long as you do dont poo directly on a beach, etc.
Do I want to drink urine? No, but by the time it hits the water, it gets diluted and your water filter/purifier/iodine/etc, deals with the rest of the stuff.
#39
Urinating into water sources isn't a problem - your urine is going to be a lot more sterile than whatever source of water you happen to be using for a john at the time. No, no one wants to drink it, but you're not going to make any people or animals sick. Now, there may be a question about chemicals from manufactured foods and dyes, etc leaving your body and entering the environment, but that's a separate issue, and one that is more difficult to address. #2 is a problem in fresh water sources, and may in some salt water sources (I have no expertise in LNT, I just know the basics), but out in the ocean is fine... though when I went sailing with Outward Bound, we preferred to use a bucket, since it's easier than hanging your butt out over the side, not to mention less exposed...
#40
genec
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 27,072
Likes: 4,533
From: West Coast
Bikes: custom built, sannino, beachbike, giant trance x2
Originally Posted by grolby
Urinating into water sources isn't a problem - your urine is going to be a lot more sterile than whatever source of water you happen to be using for a john at the time. No, no one wants to drink it, but you're not going to make any people or animals sick. Now, there may be a question about chemicals from manufactured foods and dyes, etc leaving your body and entering the environment, but that's a separate issue, and one that is more difficult to address. #2 is a problem in fresh water sources, and may in some salt water sources (I have no expertise in LNT, I just know the basics), but out in the ocean is fine... though when I went sailing with Outward Bound, we preferred to use a bucket, since it's easier than hanging your butt out over the side, not to mention less exposed...
Regarding your sailing experience... Technically the "bucket and chuckit" method is illegal if you are inside of 3 miles... However, if you go directly into the ocean, it is NOT illegal. Go figure.
#41
Originally Posted by HereNT
Man, I'd vote for the car, but you gotta pee on the driver's side door handle.
#42
Banned.
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 4,416
Likes: 1
LNT= Leave No Trace, a series of ethics/codes/etc. which people follow in wilderness areas, camping, and in some other areas, too!
https://www.lnt.org/
the 7 LNT principles:
https://www.lnt.org/programs/lnt7/
https://www.lnt.org/
the 7 LNT principles:
https://www.lnt.org/programs/lnt7/
#45
genec
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 27,072
Likes: 4,533
From: West Coast
Bikes: custom built, sannino, beachbike, giant trance x2
Originally Posted by BostonFixed
LNT= Leave No Trace, a series of ethics/codes/etc. which people follow in wilderness areas, camping, and in some other areas, too!
https://www.lnt.org/
the 7 LNT principles:
https://www.lnt.org/programs/lnt7/
https://www.lnt.org/
the 7 LNT principles:
https://www.lnt.org/programs/lnt7/
#46
Thread Starter
Back In The Saddle
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 55
Likes: 0
From: Victoria, BC
Bikes: Raleigh Tarantula - with peeling decals, scratched paint, some green paint on the bars, purple aluminum brake levers - it was a freebie, and at least no one wants to steal it!!!!
Originally Posted by grolby
Urinating into water sources isn't a problem - your urine is going to be a lot more sterile than whatever source of water you happen to be using for a john at the time. No, no one wants to drink it, but you're not going to make any people or animals sick.
This hormone, even in small amounts, is also thought to cause health problems in males in regards to fertility/testicular cancer....read a brief synopsis here:
https://i-mass.com/oems0901.html
#47
No Rocket Surgeon
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,648
Likes: 6
From: Corona and S. El Monte, CA
Bikes: Cannondale D600, Dahon Speed T7
First, BostonFixed, thanks for explaining what LNT means. IMHO, it drives me nuts when people use acronyms that are unexplained. :-)
BostonFixed, You are correct. I had my hackles up over some of the other posts, and I took your comment one step further to make my point. Sorry about that.
I guess it's a regional sensitivity thing too. I do most of my backpacking in the San Gabriel and San Bernardino mountains of Southern California. There is precious little water available on these trails as it is. I don't want it peed into.
On the other hand, when I'm scuba diving in the frigid Pacific...
Originally Posted by BostonFixed
OK. If you look at what I wrote, I specifically did not say that it's ok to pee in the water. I said thast peeing in the WOODS, not in water sources is not going to hurt anyone/anything.
I guess it's a regional sensitivity thing too. I do most of my backpacking in the San Gabriel and San Bernardino mountains of Southern California. There is precious little water available on these trails as it is. I don't want it peed into.
On the other hand, when I'm scuba diving in the frigid Pacific...
Last edited by eubi; 02-21-05 at 12:08 PM.
#48
Senior Member

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 13,237
Likes: 75
From: Fallbrook,Calif./Palau del Vidre, France
Bikes: Klein QP, Fuji touring, Surly Cross Check, BCH City bike
Originally Posted by BeeTL
Ah yes! When you're in the water on a cold day there is nothing quite like the immediate warming effect of fresh urine trapped inside your wetsuit!


#49
Belt drive!
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,614
Likes: 0
From: Burlington, Vermont
Bikes: 2011 Trek Soho DLX
Originally Posted by BeeTL
Ah yes! When you're in the water on a cold day there is nothing quite like the immediate warming effect of fresh urine trapped inside your wetsuit!


#50
WebFoot on Wheels

Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46
Likes: 0
From: Keizer, OR
Bikes: Jamis Coda Elite, Burley Rhumba (Our Tandem)
It's never a problem at the start of the ride home. It's the last 2-3 miles that are the longest. That, and there's one stoplight that is always red when I get to do the pee dance.



