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Old 02-26-05, 02:44 PM
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a favorite I saw while biking through Encinitas.
"On the 7 day God created Bozo."
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Originally Posted by robncindi
Used to have this one on my car a long time ago:

"This may not be the Mayflower, but your daughter came across in it"
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"you hate traffic? you are traffic" on my bike.
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Saw on a car at the University of Pittsburgh:

"I love animals - they're delicious"
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"My other ride is your daughter"

"WWJD - Who Wants a Jelly Donut?"
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Originally Posted by steveknight
"you hate traffic? you are traffic" on my bike.
Love it! Where did you get that sticker?
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Old 02-26-05, 10:59 PM
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Thruth conquers all, I think if im actually learning something in latin that is how its translated sorry that was way off topic just reminded me of my middle school latin teacher and her sententiae

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Kinda off topic...definition of a Rugby player "Rugby Player...too tough for football....too drunk for soccer"
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Saw this one on a bicycle helmet: "My other car isn't one either."
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Old 02-27-05, 02:47 PM
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Here in L.A. the odds of spotting that sticker is like one in a million.....and yes, I keep my mouth shut here in town...
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Played Rugby for years we had some great ones.
Rugby "Elegant Violence!"
Rugby Players have Leather Balls
and the best of all (remembering the plane crash in the Andes)
Rugby Players Eat Their Dead!
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My personal favorite. (After seeing one too many "My Child Is An Honour Student At Snob High" sticker's.)

"My Kid Beat Up Your Honour Student!"

Sadly, probably true!
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Old 02-27-05, 08:51 PM
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even better my kid knocked up your honor student.
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my favs:

"I fling poo" with picture of monkey

"join the small car revolution" for those of us anti-suv folk
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Originally Posted by blaine
"I Love (heart) carbs"
That one's very near and dear to my heart:

"North Carolina is one of five states with a strict ABV (alcohol by volume) restriction... This old-fashioned definition of beer limits consumer choice; stifles the state's beer, retail and restaurant businesses; and limits state tax revenue as thousands of North Carolinians purchase their specialty beer in neighboring states... The other four? South Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi and Arkansas."

https://www.popthecap.org/

There is a link on this site for "I love carbs" bumper stickers and t-shirts.

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Old 02-28-05, 01:37 AM
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Old 03-02-05, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by cabana 4 life
caution in case of rapture this car will be unmanned
I like the counterpoint: "Come the rapture, can I have your car?"

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Some of my other fav's

"Two years ago, we went to war with an authoritarian theocracy - now we are one"
"SUV - Suddenly Upsidedown Vehicle"
"Official Vehicle - Witness Protection Program"
"Our religious zealots are meaner than yours"
"A village in Texas is missing its idiot"
"Kill your Television"

Northern Sun Publishing has a great selection.

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That first one is sadly spot-on, but if there is a village in Texas that is missing its idiot, I haven't found it yet.
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Originally Posted by joebiel
Here's tons of bicycle stickers, t-shirts. and more.

https://www.microcosmpublishing.com/c...ckers/bicycle/
I've bought a ton of stuff from them, they deliver quick and have some great stuff.

I have the bumper sticker: Bikes are traffic, not targets.
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ANNOY A LIBERAL - Work, Succeed, Be Happy

I WORK HARD - Millions of people on welfare depend on me.

On my bike - "This vehicle runs on alternative fuel" with a picture of a donut next to it
or - "I spend my gas money on Beer, Pizza, and Donuts"
or - "Help save Health Care - Ride a Bike to Work"

Or for the car - "My bike is in the shop"
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I explained that he could never pay me enough cash for the amount of work I had put into that bike and the only way to compensate me for it was to ride the hell out of it.
IRO Angus Casati Gold Line
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Originally Posted by hoss10
Played Rugby for years we had some great ones.
Rugby "Elegant Violence!"
Rugby Players have Leather Balls
and the best of all (remembering the plane crash in the Andes)
Rugby Players Eat Their Dead!
I've seen a couple good rugby ones:

"Support your local hooker. Play rugby."

"Give blood. Play rugby"
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