Sometimes your better off staying in bed
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Sometimes your better off staying in bed
I like to ride to work a couple of times a week. Being it's only 3 miles I try to get out early to get 1 1/2 hrs in before work & after doing a few things in the a.m. it becomes 1hr. This morning at 4:50 the dogs barking wakes me up,I go down stand look out the windows nothing is there an I tell the dog to go back to his bed. I then go into the bathroom to get ready for my ride,it's so early I could get more then 90 minutes in,& then I knock over the liquid soap,it's amazing so fast that spreads all over the floor. I clean that up and hear the dog bark 1 more time,I walk out to see him urinating all over the wood floor.FYI it spreads quicker and farther then liquid soap.The ride becomes only 1 Hr in length and during the ride a woman backs out of her blind driveway and came within 2 feet of really ruining my day.All in all it was a wonderful way to start a day.
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I leave a lot of my commuting clothes on a shelf in the utility room (no, I don't wash arm/leg warmers or jackets every day). Couplea weeks ago, our cat used my pile of clothes for a litterbox. Yea baby.
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Sheesh. Just roll with the punches, I guess. We don't have a dog and the kitty passed away in January. So one less thing to worry about for now. Glad you didn't get hit by the lady. Now that's what I deal with daily here in the big bad city (NYC). Many drivers in an around NYC seem to have a slight case of SMIDGAF.
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Once the dog delivered his "message" & I finished cleaning up I had a good laugh about it. I live on Long Island and I think at times that except for the volume of traffic thatit can almost at bad as NYC. I will definitely remember the difference between the the I have to out bark compared to the something is out there bark. It sure wasn't the dogs fault
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I like to ride to work a couple of times a week. Being it's only 3 miles I try to get out early to get 1 1/2 hrs in before work & after doing a few things in the a.m. it becomes 1hr. This morning at 4:50 the dogs barking wakes me up,I go down stand look out the windows nothing is there an I tell the dog to go back to his bed. I then go into the bathroom to get ready for my ride,it's so early I could get more then 90 minutes in,& then I knock over the liquid soap,it's amazing so fast that spreads all over the floor. I clean that up and hear the dog bark 1 more time,I walk out to see him urinating all over the wood floor.FYI it spreads quicker and farther then liquid soap.The ride becomes only 1 Hr in length and during the ride a woman backs out of her blind driveway and came within 2 feet of really ruining my day.All in all it was a wonderful way to start a day.
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A Rodney Dangerfield kind of morning. Yeah, I've had those.
From RD: I picked up my brief case, the handle fell off. I opend the door, the knob came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!
From RD: I picked up my brief case, the handle fell off. I opend the door, the knob came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!
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I can tell what our cats want to do just from their meows, they even have one for "go turn on the tap in the bathroom sink so I can have a drink..."
I can tell what our cats want to do just from their meows, they even have one for "go turn on the tap in the bathroom sink so I can have a drink..."
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