The 1956 Ford Crown Victoria was the first "Forward Look" ad....

Who's making love to your old lady.












While you are out making love.

I Like Ike

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen....and all the ships at sea. Today, in history, was a day like all days that alter and illuminate the future. And YOU were there.

You asked for it!

loose lips sink ships.

Enquiring minds want to know!

And how much wood could that woodchuck chuck?

And Now..The FBI...on NBC...In LIVING COLOR.

SPAM, Wonderful spam. . .

. . . and now for something completely different.

Take Sominex tonight and Sleep....Sleep....Sleep.

Round and round she goes, and where she stops nobody knows!

Serutan is NATURES spelled backwards!

And I think it went "Take Sominex tonight and sleep--safe and restfull sleep, sleep, sleep."

"HO, HO, HO--Green Giant!"

Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

A little dab will do ya............Brylcream!

How much is that doggie in the window....the one with the curly tail....

oh Rochester!

Sky King and Penny

Commando Cody

Who knows what evil lurks in the minds of men??.........The Shadow knows!

Brought to you by Wildroot Cream Oil

You're dating us, aren't you...

"You can take Salem out of the country, but--you can't take the country out of Sa-lem."

"I'd rather fight, than switch." --Tarryton cigarettes

"I'd walk a mile for a Camel."

"Welcome to Marlboro country."

"Benson and Hedges" (I don't remember anything else but the guy in the elevator who got his 100 mm cigarette caught in the doors cuz it was too long. Cigarettes in elevators? Inside anywhere?)

"Anyhow, 'ave a Winfield." ...uh, oops! That one, you'd be happy to know, was from about 1975 Australia, starring no other than Paul Hogan promoting Winfield cigarettes--you know, Paul Hogan, "Crocodile Dundee" about 10 years later. (I saw this commercial as a young teenager in Brisbane, Australia.)

You've come a long way, baby! Virginia Slims.

See the USA in your Chevrolet

aren't you glad you use Dial, don't you wish everybody did ?

Johnny Yuma was the rebel.
He roamed though the West.

"'n Ah Haiyelpt!" (Shake 'n Bake)

We chased lady luck, 'til we finally struck Bonanza.
With a gun and a rope and a hat full of hope, planted a family tree.
We got hold of a pot of gold, Bonanza.
With a horse and a saddle, and a range full of cattle, how rich can a fellow be?

On this land we put our brand, Cartwright is the name, fortune smiled,
the day we filed the Ponderosa claim.
Here in the West, we're livin' the best, Bonanza,
if anyone fights any one of us, he's go a fight with me, Bonanza.

Hoss and Joe and Adam know every rock and pine,
no one works, fights, or eats, like those boys of mine.
Here we stand in the middle of a grand Bonanza.
With a gun and a rope and a hatful of hope, we planted our family tree,
we got hold of a potful of gold, Bonanza.

With a houseful of friends where the rainbow ends, how rich can a fellow be?
On this land we put our brand, Cartwright is the name,
fortune smiled, the day we filed the Ponderosa claim.
Here in the west we're livin' the best Bonanza.

With the friendliest, fightingist, loving band, that ever set foot
in the promised land, and we're happier than them all.
That's why we call it Bonanza...Bonanza...Bonanza...

Double S & H GREEN Stamps every Thursday....

Trust your car to the man with the big red Texaco star....

Put a tiger in YOUR tank....

Agent 99, would you believe....