I'm counting down...I'm waiting to turn 50!

923 days, 30 minutes...

Woohoo!

See ya' in a few years you pup.

How is that different from the repetetive mocking?

Great! after that you can look forward to the guy with black hooded cape and the sickle pointing with a boney finger.

You mean Joe Gardner?



Hey, if I'm mocking anyone, I'll sure be in a vulnerable position...in 2 1/2 years. Anyway, it's not repetetive, yet.



(At least I'm celebrating!)

we are a hard group here. no fun or hijinks allowed.

The board will convine in 924 days to consider you petition. DG bring the hooded cape if you please.

(That's not what I hear. )

What is the younger generation coming to?

I say no one teach him the secret handshake. Maybe the secret milkshake (Arby's jamocha shake -- 550 calories of pure goodness).

Good to see you over here LBM, you're gonna fit right in. 923 days isn't much of a barrier, most of us can do 923 days standing on our heads.

Some of us have.

OK, if Louis will stand up for you we will let you lurk.

Why in the world would you be looking forward to entry into THIS forum.

You're excited?

Hell, I just wish it had taken as long to go from 45 to 50 as it took to go from 11 to 16.

My calendar sounds like a playing card clothes pinned to my front fork as it is...

And do not forget the Sacred Paddle when you're getting the cape out. Or the candles.

I've pretty much worn out my welcome elsewhere.

Posting in here shows you are way beyond your chronological age.

Edit: way, way, way

Ok. Before you are accepted- What Bike? What sort of riding? and where is the pie?

>>> I'm counting down...I'm waiting to turn 50! . . . Woohoo!

It's a hoot, man! I remember celebrating with a backache.

Moderator! Moderator! We have an interloper.

That's what you get for celbrating with sex. I've known better for years.

BTW, you guys better not let me in here. Next thing you know, Chipcom will be right behind me!

Talk about trouble...

Even we have our limits.

aaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh I'm blind.

haaa,,,haaa,,I'm outta breath,,,,

Now that kind of mockery is just uncalled for! The membership committee has a long memory and when your application come up for review in 2 and a half years...

Oh $%*^&!, I just forgot what I was going to say...and it was going to be really witty too!

You young whippersnapper! I've got socks and underwear older than you!

But they probably don't stink as bad as I do.

Hey, what's the rush? If you need an AARP card so bad I'll send you one of mine.