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I'm so slow that I was dropped by a loaded, self-contained, touring cyclist. While going up a 2% hill. :notamused:
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On my ride today, my bike dropped me.
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I'm so slow I don't understand this thread.
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Other riders can count my spokes while riding next to me.
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I'm so slow I special ordered a bike computer that measures eons.
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I'm so slow I had to re-program the Cat-Eye from mph to furlongs per fortnight.
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I am so slow that I have yet to make it through an intersection in less than 3 light changes.
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I'm so slow I have to measure my speed in dog years to make it look like I've made any progress.
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I'm so slow that the rain-coat-wearing tricycle rider from "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In" leaves me in the dust.
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Originally Posted by overthehillmedi
(Post 11209155)
I'm so slow that when I ride time goes backwards and I'm a kid again.
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I'm so slow it takes me three years to reply to a 05-07-07 thread.
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I'm so slow that I don't care!
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I am so slow that I got overtaken by the same cyclist 5 times on a traffic strewn road yesterday.
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God I'm so slow, I've been gone most of the day.
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On my ride today, time dropped me.
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I'm so slow that I always tell riders that pass me that I'm doing a recovery ride even if I'm not!
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I'm so slow, today I was passed by a 5yr old on a bike with training wheels.
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I'm so slow I designed a special computer for me that only reads speed in single digits!
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And I'm so old I was born when the Dead Sea was still sick!
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Originally Posted by bobkat
(Post 11377221)
I'm so slow I designed a special computer for me that only reads speed in single digits!
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I'm so slow that... a... that... a, well, I just can't remember!
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