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Old 05-22-23 | 12:13 PM
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Nine months I've been staring at this thing and it was only today I noticed. Spelling aside, it's been accurate and rainproof, all for just $12.95.
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Old 05-22-23 | 12:44 PM
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Is it a Ronco brand?
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Old 05-22-23 | 03:02 PM
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Is it a Ronco brand?
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Nine months I've been staring at this thing and it was only today I noticed. Spelling aside, it's been accurate and rainproof, all for just $12.95.
At least "Bicycle" is spelled correctly.
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Old 05-22-23 | 11:10 PM
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For $12.95, I could overlook a misspelled word. Where might I find such a value?
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For $12.95, I could overlook a misspelled word. Where might I find such a value?
I bought it off Amazon, but when I went through my purchase history to double check the price it indicated that the item was no longer available.

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They garble our words and grammar on products and in instruction manuals, we mangle their characters and words and tattoo them on bodies, so I guess it all evens out.
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I bought it off Amazon, but when I went through my purchase history to double check the price it indicated that the item was no longer available.


They garble our words and grammar on products and in instruction manuals, we mangle their characters and words and tattoo them on bodies, so I guess it all evens out.
OMG, the moronic made-up Chinese tattoos drive my family crazy. (BTW, I think they speak Mandarin with a NY accent)
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Old 05-23-23 | 06:38 AM
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The K-Tel Rock Album was popular BITD, at least in my area. Everyone was rolling with those under dash Pioneer SuperTuner systems. Good times!

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OMG, the moronic made-up Chinese tattoos drive my family crazy. (BTW, I think they speak Mandarin with a NY accent)
Can you tell the difference between NY Mandarin and Boston Mandarin?
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I wonder how long it would take me to figure that out. Probably quite a while. Then, I'd have to cover it with tape so it wouldn't annoy me from then on. Would be too cheap to throw it out just because of that though.
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It's a Bicycle Comeputer. If you can't find where you left your bike, you signal it, and it comes to you.
Unfortunately, they used Tesla AI for that function, so it just keeps hitting poles and pedestrians, then bursting into flames.
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I bought it off Amazon, but when I went through my purchase history to double check the price it indicated that the item was no longer available.


They garble our words and grammar on products and in instruction manuals, we mangle their characters and words and tattoo them on bodies, so I guess it all evens out.
my wife is from china. she occasionally laughs at some of the stuff she sees tattooed on people. one said "made in china," that was a riot.
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my wife is from china. she occasionally laughs at some of the stuff she sees tattooed on people. one said "made in china," that was a riot.

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Still better than spelling "pedaling" as "peddling"... As I'm pretty sure most of our "peddlers" have no connection to Far East whatsoever.
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....tattoo them on bodies.
My wife has a really good friend who is from Japan. They were at a restaurant one night with several others on a girls night out. There was a young woman at the table next to them that had a tattoo across her back. She over heard her tell the people at their table that it meant peace to the world. Saori, started laughing and when my wife asked her what was so funny, she told her that they actually put Stupid White Girl. She said whoever did it was actually quite skilled because it was fairly small and the lines were really tight as the used kanji with is quite complex. She has been trying to teach me to understand Japanese as I am looking to take a trip with my wife in the next few year, but it is a hard language to learn late in life.
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Wait - is that a spelling error or a verb pluralization error?
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Reminds me of the ad, I forget what for, about not going for the merely adequate, where someone's getting a tattoo, and the tattoo artist says, "I am definitely one of THE tattoo artists in this city."
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*Chinglish. Chinese people have no difficulties with the English L and R sounds (since both of those sounds are also in Mandarin).
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my wife is from china. she occasionally laughs at some of the stuff she sees tattooed on people. one said "made in china," that was a riot.
I'm not Chinese but I live in China and can read the language reasonably well, and I agree wholeheartedly with this.

Then again, Chinese people wear clothes with ridiculously nonsensical English on them (though they don't tattoo English words on themselves from what I've seen) so it's not just a western affliction.
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*Chinglish. Chinese people have no difficulties with the English L and R sounds (since both of those sounds are also in Mandarin).
I'm sure you're right, how can a guy in Fah La Shing, NY know anything about pronunciation. We mangle everything. 😉
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