Uh oh.... Pete, we may have a problem.. Orguash!! You musta told him wrong on the direction cords or something.

.....racso, em llac on won morf , ecin si taht

OOOOHHH NOO!!! Oscar too!!!! Pete what are we gonna do!!!

Famous Cyclist Disappears

Earlier this afternoon, wife of the famous Tour de France champion, Lance Armstrong, reported her husband missing.

"I thought he was out on one of his long training rides,"
she sobbed. "When I went into his bedroom, his bike was still under the covers on the bed, but he was gone."

Other anonymous witnesses have come forward startling information, which, if true, may suggest foul play.

"I saw him this morning with two men. I almost didn't recognize him, since he wasn't on his bike. But the two men grabbed my attention. One was very well dressed, like a doctor or other professional person, with bright red hair. The other wore a black hood and cape, and was hunched over."

Other stories are even more frightening, because they come not from Texas, but the Snowy Midwest.

"Ya, it was Lance. Two guys were with him, sort of carrying him while he was trying to walk. One had red hair, the other was hunchbacked and pop-eyed. Lance's head was wrapped in a bandage."

Great, now our record won't be made. Cuz mike'll mess up and bike the tour backwards!!!

But then, I guess going backwards is a record huh?? Not a very cool one though.

"...and remember, Mustang makes you fly..."

"Hello, and back to Sports World. I'm Fritz Freeling."

"And I'm Mel Blanc."

[Fritz] "Mel, probably the most amazing feat ever since the first Tour de France in 1902..."

[Mel] "Yes, amazing indeed. As if it weren't enough for two-time Tour de France Champion, Lance Armstrong, to end this race with the yellow jersey once again, he astonishes even his own mother this time!"

[Fritz] "I-am-a-mazed-Mel."

[Mel] "Can you believe it?"

[Fritz] "Folks, Lance Armstrong has done it again, only this time, he completed the race...are you ready for this?"

[Mel] "Not really! Haha!"

[Fritz] "Backwards!"

So here we are with Armstrong,
(Fritz) So, how do you feel?
(Lance) kcohs ni ma'I, dezama m'I
(Mel) We don't seem to be able to understand you Lance could you say again
(Lance) kcohs ni ma'I, dezama m'I
(Fritz) He must be to exhuasted to talk
(Mel) Whats this, woh do you guys think you are?? fubar5 and Pete Clark?? Who the heck is that?
(Fritz) His friends? from where? Bikeforums.com? whats that?
(Mel) And you say that you transplanted..Mikes? brain into Lances body?? What for
(Fritz) Well the record didn't turn out quite like you expected huh?
(Mel) Lets get the bobbies
(Fritz) Yeah
(Bobbies) They did wha?? Who was the doc? Oscar?? Where is he?? What do you mean you don't know??
(Fritz) Lets lynch'em
(Bobbies) Yeah, you guys are the dumbest people I ever met
THE END

(Mel) Why did Armstrong take off like that??
(Fritz) Maybe he did steal fubar5's bike
(Mel) What should we do?
(Bobbies) Sick'em!!!!!

Woops, Fubar,

I deleted my post about Lance (Mike) Armstrong stealing your bike because I didn't want to remind you...

Ahhhhh, that makes me feel so good. Pete was thinking about me. The story is kinda messed up now, oh well, it was getting kinda long anyway.
Also Pete, I got my 100th post, so I can get a custom name, what do you think I should be?

CHARLIZE THERON, of course!

Good idea aerobat, I like your thinkin'.

Guys, this is where we went wrong...

We really should have held out for the medical insurance, instead of trying to do Mike's brain transplant ourselves. Now that I think of it, the Pampered Chef cutlery and bike tools we used could have been
a bit crude. I don't blame Mike for staying away from the
forum so long!

Do you think a brain transplant for no reason would've been covered by his HMO??