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Old 01-12-08, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by tropical
Why don't you just poo in the sock, put the sock in the zip lock bag and then put the bag in your camelbak. Pack it in, pack it out! Might stop another rider accidentally running over your business.
Popping that bag in a crash and riding home with, or being too injured to escape the stench of escaped evil is too horrible to risk.
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Originally Posted by LowCel
Sometimes after a hard night of drinking not even duct tape will stop it, that's where the baby wipes come in.
Definitely a problem But then again, after a hard night of drinking to cause that severe an explosion, I tend to be incapable of riding and only crave junk food. haha
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[QUOTEI'd do that, but it looks too much like a clif bar so I don't want to risk it.[/QUOTE]

Yes......but a risk worth taking. Think of your fellow biker who returns home after a nice day out and finds that the brown streak up his/her back is not mud.
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I never ever leave home, on the bike, without some tp in a baggie.
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I keep TP in my car as well as my camelback. After needing it, you never want to be without it again. Trust me.

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Old 01-12-08, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by DirtPedalerB
Imagine a 16 mile loop with no bailouts around a lake. Your on mile 8 what do you do?
You have two choices.

1. You sh1t.
2. You hold it.
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You can always use these: https://www.basspro.com/webapp/wcs/st...=SearchResults

I use these when out four wheeling on the Rubicon Trail in Nor-Cal. There is a strict pack out your crap rule in place. Anyway, these things work great if you don't want to leave your waste along the way. They come with TP and a sanitizing wipe cloth too.


Or just carry baby wipes and be a man and do you business behind a bush.
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I usually just **** my pants and shake it out when I get back to the truck, no biggy.
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Originally Posted by tropical
Why don't you just poo in the sock, put the sock in the zip lock bag and then put the bag in your camelbak. Pack it in, pack it out! Might stop another rider accidentally running over your business.
I would hate to accidentally ride up on someone going through the act of pooping in a sock, "Rider up...oh i mean.. hey, what the...." talk about an awkward moment.

I usually poop before i ride...
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this thread is *****ty
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One of the benefits of being a roadie. Usually we can plan to make it to the closest Citgo Station, before it is too late.
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If you don't have any tp you could always take your camelback off and step on the bladder..... instant bidet
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That is when you employ the orangutan hang.
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