How do you pee?
01-31-04 | 02:34 AM
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How do you pee?
When you guys are racing XC and you really have to go?
Last race i was in, i just pissed on myself and kept riding because i was in the lead and didnt want to lose it. Problem is, i smelt badly of urine afterward. What do you guys do?
Last race i was in, i just pissed on myself and kept riding because i was in the lead and didnt want to lose it. Problem is, i smelt badly of urine afterward. What do you guys do?
01-31-04 | 03:30 AM
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I don't race XC, but I found your story hilarious! 
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01-31-04 | 04:56 AM
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LOL 
When I am out on my bike I drink my Camelbak dry within two hours and then have to pee what feels like every ten minutes after that. I have never done a race but could imagine having to stop a lot during one.
As well as the smell would the bike not corrode with the pee?
When I am out on my bike I drink my Camelbak dry within two hours and then have to pee what feels like every ten minutes after that. I have never done a race but could imagine having to stop a lot during one.
As well as the smell would the bike not corrode with the pee?
01-31-04 | 12:43 PM
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heres a pic from the roadie section of the forums...
https://www.bikeforums.net/33-road-bike-racing/40489-people-always-ask-me-when-do-pro-cyclists-pee.html
https://www.bikeforums.net/33-road-bike-racing/40489-people-always-ask-me-when-do-pro-cyclists-pee.html
01-31-04 | 03:39 PM
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If you Don't want to be embarrassed after the race with your wet shorts, Just take the cap off your bottle, to have a good Swig, but accidentally spill it all over your front, If your drink also contains a Blackcurrant additive, it also disguises the "Smell" of urine.
Incidentally if your urine smells that much, you ain't drinking enough and are dehydrated. Either that or you don't have young kids and haven't got used to the smell.
Incidentally if your urine smells that much, you ain't drinking enough and are dehydrated. Either that or you don't have young kids and haven't got used to the smell.
02-01-04 | 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim311
My Camelbak came with an attachment which allows me to return the urine directly from my bladder to it's bladder for recycling. It's the ultimate in cycling efficiency.
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02-03-04 | 06:40 PM
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pissing on myself just isn't worth the trophy
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