World's Greatest MTB
05-22-09 | 10:25 PM
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Bicycle Tinker'er
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From: Kansas City
Bikes: Focus Touring (Vhc.)
World's Greatest MTB
Top-of-the-line, Herculite 20 Micro Alloy(*1) frame! Patented super-scrappy power(*3) 'wedge-on' drop outs! Must-see to believe! Made in USA by qualified bike technicians!(*4) Only available from Murray! Limited availability. 10,000 Mile warranty!(*2)
https://www.flickr.com/photos/12698671@N02/3555059315/
https://www.flickr.com/photos/1269867...n/photostream/
[*1Micro Alloy 1/10000000% Molybdenum]
[*2 Warranty limited to the duration of one week, or 10,000 miles whichever comes first]
[*3 "Super-scrappy power is a trademark of Murray. Ohio Man****. Company, any unauthorized use of trademark is illegal. Murray will pursue all possible damages allowable by the federal and state levels, not to exceed $1,000,000 or the mandatory purchase of 20 Murray bicycles. Whichever is deemed more suitable for the crime]
[*4 Assembled in China, Japan, Korea, Singapore. Bike Technician defined as the homeless guy we found off the interstate exit]
https://www.flickr.com/photos/12698671@N02/3555059315/
https://www.flickr.com/photos/1269867...n/photostream/
[*1Micro Alloy 1/10000000% Molybdenum]
[*2 Warranty limited to the duration of one week, or 10,000 miles whichever comes first]
[*3 "Super-scrappy power is a trademark of Murray. Ohio Man****. Company, any unauthorized use of trademark is illegal. Murray will pursue all possible damages allowable by the federal and state levels, not to exceed $1,000,000 or the mandatory purchase of 20 Murray bicycles. Whichever is deemed more suitable for the crime]
[*4 Assembled in China, Japan, Korea, Singapore. Bike Technician defined as the homeless guy we found off the interstate exit]
05-22-09 | 10:41 PM
#2
What the **** are you talking about? Was this from craigslist?
05-23-09 | 11:52 AM
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11-03-15 | 05:47 PM
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on your lawn
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From: Minneapolis, MN
Bikes: 1995 Trek 370, 1997 Trek 800 Sport, 2013 Specialized Crossroads Elite, 2016 Trek Emonda ALR5, 1991 Fuji Roubaix
Hey, I had one of those bikes way back when. It was a great bike ... for about a month. Then it started rapidly falling apart. I couldn't seem to put it back together. The bike shops wouldn't touch it and yelled at me for trying to bring it into there stores. I continued to ride it for another 3 years or so. Then there was an intervention and they took it away from me.
11-03-15 | 06:47 PM
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Hey, I had one of those bikes way back when. It was a great bike ... for about a month. Then it started rapidly falling apart. I couldn't seem to put it back together. The bike shops wouldn't touch it and yelled at me for trying to bring it into there stores. I continued to ride it for another 3 years or so. Then there was an intervention and they took it away from me.
