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i'm gonna cop out of this not because of the fact its going to go all over the city and have 14 checkpoints, but because of the small chance i'll throw an edge fit and get disqualified.
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just pull the "i swear i'm not 21" tip.
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"shhh its cool kid we won't tell your mom"
"i...uh...**** your poison!" and then i throw the spoke card on the ground and am not welcome at coffee shops anymore is that what you want i might come out for it, we'll see |
dang....i'm gonna be in florida during that time
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well since ashlands such a small damn town and i can count all the fixie/ss riders on one hand i thought id post on here
hit me up if youre in town im always down to ride the only difference between ashland and portland is we smoke weed before riding instead of drinking some artsy microbrew |
people smoke weed before riding here too. i get fat off beer calories, they get fat off voodoo donuts and taqueria cart munchies :D
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Originally Posted by andre nickatina
(Post 5860179)
people smoke weed before riding here too. i get fat off beer calories, they get fat off voodoo donuts and taqueria cart munchies :D
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yes, we know after you posted it for the 7th time in a row :)
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Originally Posted by andre nickatina
(Post 5860201)
yes, we know after you posted it for the 7th time in a row :)
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point me to the info on the Fox race?
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i just posted it last page. should be weekend before new years.
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Anything alley-cat like planned around the handmade show? I shall be coming to town for a few days.
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that's a little too far away to tell.
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There will be a BF meet-up at the SE Lucky Lab. Not yet sure which night.
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Originally Posted by donnamb
(Post 5865198)
There will be a BF meet-up at the SE Lucky Lab. Not yet sure which night.
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the portland thread.
The BEN HURT II Chariot Wars are coming up in February. There is a nifty GIF you can add to your BF signature. Even if you don't participate, it's fun to be in the audience. At any rate, if you put that GIF in your signature, everyone will be able to see how awesome Portland can be. :D
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no new news on the fox alleycat... i think the long streak of rain has had somethign to do with it.
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im back in town on monday, hopefully it doesn't happen until then
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That alleycat ever happen? I need something to get me out and riding. I feel like the holidays were nothing but calories. Though my knee and ankles have been feeling achy lately.
Hey I know its not a ride or race, but is bike polo still going on? Id like to start/try playing it, but ive only seen internet vids. If its still going on on sundays rain or shine Id like to watch a game then go attempt to make a mallet. |
Originally Posted by andre nickatina
(Post 5857966)
you coming back to visit or what?
Fox writes in : Attention denizens of Portland. Ambassador Fox, formerly of the Land of Ports and currently stationed in the City of San Francisco, is scheduled to make a visit on the weekend before New Years, and very possibly will spend the Eve there, along with a number of other dignitaries (read: "Bike Messengers"). A race is in the works and Ambassador Fox sincerely hopes you and your cool self can participate. Whether to race, or to run a checkpoint (read: "hang out with me in a coffeeshop/ bar"), or even to heckle folks involved in either (cough, Brady), it should be aight (read: "hella tight, yo"). the race is planned to involve all four quadrants of the city, and while it will definitely NOT be as ****ed up as the 1st Annual Fox Thursday Alleycat (sorry, NeRf), it will be kinda ****ed up. I am sure you noble citizens of Portland are curious and want to know exactly HOW, but....but.... you'll just have to wait. Please RSVP so I can plan the race accordingly. With sincere hope and humble gratitude, I remain, your obedient servant. See you all soon, Fox. hope you guys are in shape for this one, his last alleycat had us running all over the place... 13 or 14 checkpoints. |
Originally Posted by akaio
(Post 5916423)
That alleycat ever happen? I need something to get me out and riding. I feel like the holidays were nothing but calories. Though my knee and ankles have been feeling achy lately.
Hey I know its not a ride or race, but is bike polo still going on? Id like to start/try playing it, but ive only seen internet vids. If its still going on on sundays rain or shine Id like to watch a game then go attempt to make a mallet. bike polo typically goes down at alberta park. leave the nice bike at home for that stuff. i haven't gotten into it, but a lot of the messengers play. |
i scoped out polo once and it was all beards
not my scene |
sure is. beards, beers, and b1tchin beater bikes.
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Well, Ive got the beard for it, but I need to work on the beater bike. Ill wrangle some parts together by spring.
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bye bye portland!
hello eugene :( |
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