Better for his sister I suppose... maybe you can negotiate to those hot pants?

*begins working on obligatory "(pedal) STROKING FOR CASH" sign to hang around neck*

I'd bet you'd fundraise a record amount if the cat calls I got just bombing down church last night is any sign.

Honestly , Eyefloater if you put a ride for life sign on your back and rode down church with just a thong, you would make a TON of cash big time man, and I would join ya but my hernia would make people run away

take any offers?

yes church st is quite alive this week. anyone going to the parade on sunday?

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Congrats on track standing

Here is that bike skidding vid I was talking about last night https://videos.streetfire.net/video/B...B000AE687B.htm

I have a trainer you can borrow if you want. Church St. hammering on a trainer in a banana hammock doubles my pledge. Photo evidence is required.

that is a good idea, I'll take the pic's and I believe there would be plenty to vollenter for towel duty

towel duty yes, someone should probably also be hosing him down periodically. this is starting to sound a bit like a fixed gear version of an erotic dunk tank.

I did see a guy recently at winston churchill park hammering on a trainer in the middle of the field, its seemed very pointless when you could well just ride a bike.

Gah! Lousy friends put chocolate in my helmet and then wouldn't let me sleep over, so I had to bike the open roads back home north of the city. Thanks to steeker's pringles I had enough fuel left to make it.

well put Xlax in your friends coffee for payback glad you had a safe ride

Is there a way we could slowly trailer him and his training rig up Church? People could toss money in as he rolls up the street. A big FFL sign and a bunch of other riders as security. It sounds so crazy it just might work. If he did this pre-parade and or during the parties that night, he could make all 2K in a day. He needs a set of angel wings though.

ziploc bag + ice. I also put the beer bottles inside of big woolie socks to keep them from clanking together and/or poking me in the back.

I think people would pay more to see eyefloater dressed up as a bicycle and then have steeker ride around on him in an ass flosser. Its also that much more homerotically humiliating!

bahahahahhaha

eyefloater: it's a good thing we were out riding hard last saturday: Check out the air quality readings for that day, and look here for comparison purposes.

i'll have to get some of those big ziploc freezer bags. i'd probably go with cans for safety. nothing worse than warm beer.

Close, for me though busted glass in your spine is worse. I like the woolie idea, those freezer ziplocks are the bomb.... how about some of those blue freezer things? That way your not dealing with bags of water to deal with.

The sound of clicking beers as you ride past the police is a heat score.

come on man let me borrow your flosser again I'll promise to wash it this time.... I like the mini cooler bags that fit inside the messenger bag

It is Pride weekend.... you could probably make a whackload of cash.

And I'm too damn slow with 16t cog. If anyone has a 3/32 15 T or, Keith, if you're getting them in soon, lemme know. My ride in to work was tediously slow...

How many teeth on the crank cavit8?

Ok...