Dude, as per you're Nike stats...when was your birthday man?

Not the correct date obviously but in the ad it is September, 1966.

So you LIED to NIKE? You're going to corporate b*^#h hell my man. You realize I'm joking of course as I believe most of us here would trade a nut for our own Nike commercial.

As much as I may not Nike as a company they do make some of the best commercials ever. I think we should start a fundraiser to get keith drunk enough to show us the ad...

He is well versed in the art of beer-fu, we will need some fierce warriors. I will lay my life down for the cause.

I will, if it is Sunday or Monday in the afternoon.

awwwwwwwwww man I woulda figured keith to do a nike ad with jordan or suttin!

*Keith launching off a ramp with the new air jordan clipless shoes attached to a track bike from outside the key...jordan lobs the ball against the backboard for the alleyoop...nuttin but net!!keith slams the ball, pulls down the glass, and rides away clean!! boop! boop! boop!*

All while smoking a whole pack of Camel unfiltereds at once

hahahahaha... Just Do IT!

Opening shot....

Jordan at half court looking at the hoop with the defensive lineup lookin hard.
He does the lip lick and drives the lane in slo-mo.

Cut to Keith, ripping the financial a new one at rush hour, in slo-mo...
Cab comin' off the curb...obviously ignorant, angle shows just how in danger our hero is.

Sharp bleed to Jordan, the spin to drop a defender, watching the dribble, shoes in focus, and the underhanded dish to......
...Keith on the street.. gets a dribble or two, focusing on his nike gear, then he bounces the ball off the cabbies noddle to clear the lane, behind the back........

(toss in a couple kids skating on Nikes in the back ground as well...maybe a jogger somewhere, ped with Nike hockey bag)

....to Jordan for the big final slo-dunk/Jordan spaceman pose dunk.
Nike....way beyond basketball.

Then Tiger woods jumps out of his messenger bag and beats down the cabbie with a 2 wood

Nice one...hahahahaha

Quality stuff but I don't think there are any Ad exec's that peruse this thread so you guys are shilling in the wrong place.
Oh....and the cab has to be a Royal cab....I hate those guys!

...then behnind the back pass to child labourers at a sewing machine; one kid catches it, three dribbles and is beaten for taking a break at work and cannot support his family of 10. end scene.

wow. a great deal if you've got skinny feet.

Hey man...people need 150$ runners too you know, those things cost almost 10bucks to make.. Shareholders need to get paid buddy...hahahahaha'


I gots me some skinny flippers, those are some nice ,shoes .... need insoles and a heel thingy for my new shoes.
Has anyone had difficulties getting their cleats in just the right spot.... I swear I'm adjusting down to a couple mm tolerances. Silly it is. My right one almost steadfastly refuses to engage the pedal bar useless I look. the left cleat, which seems to be about said 2mm further back on the shoe than the right, step, click. Wacky...

that could get costly??? how about a one time cash buy-out.

In a perfect world I would have been in an ad for Stephon Marbury's new sneakers. Sadly I took the $$ from a Evil corporate entity....a shame which is not lost on me. But in defense it did help me get a better stake in life.

I say, take it. Sell out if you get the chance. Moral higher grounds are for those with trust funds.
If you can better your lot in life then there is a better chance you will pay it forward in some capacity later on in life when you have the opportunity.

don't get me wrong; i would have taken the money too. i have no problem taking money from a billion dollar giant, giving them some of mine - another story.

Sorry, who do you give your money too for 'safekeeping'?

Thats what I thought.


Its just how we roll in tha big six

If the gear is worth it then no, I'll pay. You won't see me wearing a 200$ pair of polymer spring loaded runners. EVER

I've been wearing the same shoes since like grade 9.

You are never setting foot in my house.....and if you do leave your shoes on.
/fundraiser for Rob's new kicks

are those your runners or your dress shoes?