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Old 02-01-07 | 05:29 PM
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So I got off my bike, carried it a few feet to the side, got on it, and slowly wobbled my way past the stopped cars. So lame of that cop... Just causing me grief for no reason at all.
Griefers in real life and in the virtual world.
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Old 02-01-07 | 06:18 PM
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Well, front street is a madhouse with closed off lanes and stuff this evening. The cops were super nice to me though. A cop walked in the middle of the road to stop traffic (I was in front) and he told me to just go ahead and made the cars wait. I asked if I could ride on the other side of the pylons and he went "huh? Oh yeah, of course. Go ahead!" Then I came up to a red light and the cop stopped the advance green traffic to let me through. Thanks guys.
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Old 02-01-07 | 06:39 PM
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Tovi, dvds ready to go tomorrow!
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Old 02-01-07 | 06:48 PM
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IllMitch, meet up sometime? I'm looking to collect.
Yea, for sure.
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Old 02-01-07 | 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Shiznaz
Yep. I slow them down for 5 seconds and they mess with me so they can get home and watch ads in 5 minute intervals over the course of their 4-5 hours TV session. HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. Logically speaking, everyone's TV's should be already smashed and marketing executives should be getting death threats in the mail. At least then I'd be treated at the same level as TV!
You should have known me when I was living on St. George. I was so vehemently against having a television in the house that it actually got smashed from one swift blow from a woman's golf club. (Don't worry- it wasn't a fit of rage, just a lost bet) Anyways, it was one of those old school VHF/UHF tv's, so the glass was like an inch thick. The golf club only cracked it, and didn't implode it (which we were hoping for). Anyways, the TV lived out the rest of it's days in our living room, on it's table, but we co-opted it and put a sticker that read 'Ads Suck' on the centre of the screen.

A modern art statement, if you will.
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Old 02-01-07 | 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Shiznaz
Yep. I slow them down for 5 seconds and they mess with me so they can get home and watch ads in 5 minute intervals over the course of their 4-5 hours TV session. HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. Logically speaking, everyone's TV's should be already smashed and marketing executives should be getting death threats in the mail. At least then I'd be treated at the same level as TV!
When I was at university in Ottawa we used to go to a club to play cosmic bingo, and the big prize at the end of the night was to light atv on fire and then beat the crap out of it with a piece of rebar. Awesome fun. Another night it was a punchcard computer from the '60s. That thing took forever to bust up. Good times at Zaphods I tell ya.
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Old 02-02-07 | 12:34 AM
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Hey, is there a safety meeting tonight? I'm finally free on a Friday night.
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Old 02-02-07 | 08:33 AM
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SAFETY NOW and FOREVER!!!!



To the Roadie that sucked my wheel on the way in:
Drafting off a knobbied SS MTB, man, that must have been embarrassing.
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Old 02-02-07 | 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
SAFETY NOW and FOREVER!!!!



To the Roadie that sucked my wheel on the way in:
Drafting off a knobbied SS MTB, man, that must have been embarrassing.
*hangs head in shame*
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Old 02-02-07 | 08:57 AM
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Safety first. Bring your lubricant of choice.
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Old 02-02-07 | 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by cavernmech
Safety first. Bring your lubricant of choice.
um...yeah. is phil grease appropriate?
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Old 02-02-07 | 09:14 AM
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I'll pay to see you chug some O that. "Would you like some Phil grease with that, Sir?".... eeww
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Old 02-02-07 | 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by jeremywhitehorn
um...yeah. is phil grease appropriate?
Yeah but you may want a Tri-Flow chaser.
Your social lubricant of choice.
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Old 02-02-07 | 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by cavernmech
Yeah but you may want a Tri-Flow chaser.
Your social lubricant of choice.
Reminded me of Capt. Ron for some reason.

What, there's no gorillas here, were in the wrong...of wait you ment guerrillas.
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Old 02-02-07 | 09:36 AM
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Old 02-02-07 | 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by cavernmech
Yeah but you may want a Tri-Flow chaser.
Your social lubricant of choice.
sorry, i get a little confused when someone tells me to bring my favourite lubricant somewhere. to be save i usually grab a guinness and a bottle of astroglide. for my chain of course.
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Old 02-02-07 | 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by jeremywhitehorn
sorry, i get a little confused when someone tells me to bring my favourite lubricant somewhere. to be save i usually grab a guinness and a bottle of astroglide. for my chain of course.
I will pass on this one and let someone else make the innuendo jokes.
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Old 02-02-07 | 10:28 AM
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Old 02-02-07 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by jeremywhitehorn
sorry, i get a little confused when someone tells me to bring my favourite lubricant somewhere. to be save i usually grab a guinness and a bottle of astroglide. for my chain of course.
Despite his quiet, unassuming exterior, unbeknown to his friends, his PVC collection was one of the worlds' finest.
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Old 02-02-07 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by pyze-guy
Reminded me of Capt. Ron for some reason.

What, there's no gorillas here, were in the wrong...of wait you ment guerrillas.
And in turn, that reminds me of Romancing the stone.

Ah ****! The doobie brothers broke up!
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Old 02-02-07 | 10:43 AM
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Planet Smashers....all ages...so even Rob can go.. jk'n
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Old 02-02-07 | 11:25 AM
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Despite his quiet, unassuming exterior, unbeknown to his friends, his PVC collection was one of the worlds' finest.
it's always the quiet ones! (not sure how that explains me though, lol)

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Planet Smashers....
hey i remember them! they're fun! i wonder if the arsenals are still playing?

an all ages shows at the opera house though... that's a whole 'nother matter...
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Old 02-02-07 | 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
https://www.theoperahousetoronto.com/...&date=20070209
Planet Smashers....all ages...so even Rob can go.. jk'n
Come on, don't I look 25? I keep getting carded at the LCBO. PLEASE!
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Old 02-02-07 | 11:32 AM
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Come on, don't I look 25? I keep getting carded at the LCBO. PLEASE!
They're just trying to prevent young alcoholics from reaching maturity.
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Old 02-02-07 | 11:57 AM
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Call me a facist ("you're a facist!") but there should be rules against posting your ugly-ass fixies on FGG

ie: https://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2007/jan/KSantos.htm

Same brand, but much better https://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2007/jan/LeeLally.htm

I know, they probably love their bike, and that's all that matters, but I'm constantly disappointed when I go eagerly to look up some new hot bikes on FGG, and I get these beaters. Bah!
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