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What's the most idiotic thing you did as a new rider?

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Old 02-26-16, 11:47 AM
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About 14 yrs old,

riding at high speed downhill into a pond.

Seemed like a good idea at the time....
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Old 02-26-16, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Stucky
Clipless is highly over-rated. (Unless you do some SERIOUS racing...).

When my current clipless stuff wears out, I'll probably go back to regular shoes with platform pedals and toe straps.

IMO, having tons of fancy stuff, and having to get all dudded-up in in all kinds of special attire just to take a ride, kinda saps half of the fun out of riding- especially when there is really no need for all the extra stuff. I miss the days of just hopping on my bike and riding when I felt like it, like I did when I was a kid.

"They" would have us believe that the more/fancier/more-expensive crap one has, the better the riding experience- but I think the opposite is true. Jettison all the extraneous crap, and then one will get the best possible experience.
What is this tripe? Are we going to stand for having sound advice on bikeforums? I THINK NOT! :-D

I'm not sure I could go back to toe clips, but I spent many years in them getting odd looks from the velominati. I wear mtb shoes which are pretty comfortable and don't scrape the cleats on the pavement.

I don't buy stuff until something presents a problem. Riding 4 miles to the skating rink is fine in any gear, but 40 miles of rain starts to show weaknesses in your kit.
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Originally Posted by Danbob
What the hell is wrong with waving? I have been waving since I start cycling...I don't wave when we are in a focused group or I am descending at a high speed or climbing some steep hill...but when I am just riding a long or on a flat or noticing my surroundings, why wouldn't I wave at another cyclist? I get waved at all the time, even by teams of riders our training who actually compete....It's called being polite...Snooty cyclists are the reason why people think we are all jerks...And you know what? For the most part they are right from what I am noticing! You don't have to be a competitive, arrogant, unfriendly prick to be a cyclist...There is one group around here who goes out, rides like they are competing on local bike paths, screams at pedestrians to get out of the way, screams at barristas at the local starbucks, rides their 5-10k plus roadbikes once a month on a saturday, talks crap, etc, and they are the laughing stock. I was approached by a group leader to join one time, and laughed right in his face and told him I would rather ride alone than be associated with such a moronic bunch of stereotypical road cyclists. He was humiliated and walked away mumbling to himself. I have no patience or tolerance for people like this. Ride your bike, be friendly, and act human.
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Old 02-26-16, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Danbob
What the hell is wrong with waving? I have been waving since I start cycling...I don't wave when we are in a focused group or I am descending at a high speed or climbing some steep hill...but when I am just riding a long or on a flat or noticing my surroundings, why wouldn't I wave at another cyclist? I get waved at all the time, even by teams of riders our training who actually compete....It's called being polite...Snooty cyclists are the reason why people think we are all jerks...And you know what? For the most part they are right from what I am noticing! You don't have to be a competitive, arrogant, unfriendly prick to be a cyclist...There is one group around here who goes out, rides like they are competing on local bike paths, screams at pedestrians to get out of the way, screams at barristas at the local starbucks, rides their 5-10k plus roadbikes once a month on a saturday, talks crap, etc, and they are the laughing stock. I was approached by a group leader to join one time, and laughed right in his face and told him I would rather ride alone than be associated with such a moronic bunch of stereotypical road cyclists. He was humiliated and walked away mumbling to himself. I have no patience or tolerance for people like this. Ride your bike, be friendly, and act human.
Have you calmed down yet?

I can see from your post count that you are new around these parts. The waving issue is sort of a running joke in this forum.

BTW...Do you wave at other pedestrians, or are you one of those "competitive, arrogant, unfriendly prick" pedestrians?
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Old 02-26-16, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by MotorToad

I don't buy stuff until something presents a problem.
That's basically my philosophy of life. Only trouble was, when I bought my used Klein, it came with a set of SPD pedals, so eventually I bought a pair of shoes/cleats, figuring I'd give it a try, what with everyone on these forums always raving about clipless. And I mean, clipless is O-K- not that I dislike it- but I just don't see what the big deal is- Clipless...straps...duct-tape- any kind of foot retention'll do! I do dislike being "locked-in" to having to use only specific shoes for riding, with clipless. But at least I can say that I gave it a try (And probably will continue doing so, as I don't see anything wearing out in the immediate future...)
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Rode 100 miles without eating. Hardest bonk ever....
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Old 02-26-16, 03:41 PM
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Rode 45 miles on a really hot summer day with only one 24 oz. bottle of water. Worst cramps ever. I got passed by a couple kids on BMX bikes during the last 2 miles of that ride when I was struggling to turn the cranks over.
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Old 02-26-16, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by randallr
Ok, one of my stupid deeds when fairly new to riding - Riding my Gran Prix Raleigh in 1970 with my hands on the drops and head down fully, riding away from an intersection. Rode into the read end of a parked car (didn't see it because head down looking at the ground), went over the bars and landed on my back with the bike above me, feet still in toe clips.
Oh, that reminds me of the time a friend and I split a 'lude before a Florida summer ride, also around 1970.

We didn't make it a block from my house when we drifted into each other, and his front axle caught my front spokes, pitching me over the bike.

We were shirtless so I was cut up pretty good, but the 714 was doing its legendary thing so I was feeling no pain.

I did tell my friend we had to get home so he could clean up my back before the 'lude wore off because I knew I'd be a hurtin' gator by then...
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Old 02-27-16, 10:25 AM
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Last year on a hot August day I took off for a nice ride and got ten miles in when I realized I had no water bottle. I had skipped breakfast to get on the road early. Even though I found water and got some food I bonked hard at forty miles and limped home. I almost made the call of shame to the wife.
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Old 02-27-16, 08:55 PM
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Put little lead weights on my wheels to balance them.
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Old 02-27-16, 09:03 PM
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It's taken me a while to write this, but...I ran into my own car. Not hard, wasn't hurt. Just entered the driveway a little quickly.

Really, I have improved since then.
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Old 02-28-16, 12:43 AM
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Rode in Not Bibs.

Rode on SR99 in Seattle during rush hour.

Spent hours overthinking equipment choices instead of riding.
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Old 02-28-16, 08:43 PM
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selling my bikes and losing money on them, also having a cheap 9 speed cassette blow up and leave me stranded 12 miles walking to the next train station.
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Old 02-29-16, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Jiggle
Put little lead weights on my wheels to balance them.
Did you tie & solder your spokes, too..?
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Old 02-29-16, 12:31 PM
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The first time I did 100mi, out and back to another town. It was with another relative newbie. We had the usual ill prepared issues. But you can stop for water or pick up a snack, ect. Some things however are not so easily corrected.

We reached our destination without issue. Stopped at a convenience store, had a snack and chatted a bit about how easy the first half was. Got back on the road and very quickly realized we had been riding with a pretty strong tailwind the whole time. It was an epic 50 back home to say the least.
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Originally Posted by goenrdoug
One day she'll swing a hefty leg over it...
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Well, it's true. I was pushing 300 lbs when I swung my own big gelatinous leg(s) over a bike for the first time in 20 years... 100 lbs later, they're like steel! I only wish the same for her.
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For the longest time, I ignored the Specialized DSW bikes because I thought they were bikes for women, like the Trek WSD line.
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Originally Posted by bykemike
Leaving on a ride, moving real good, thinking "crap I am improving fast!" going 45 miles instead of the 20 you had planned and then turning around to head back into a 25 knot wind...and I continue to do some version of this more often than I would like to say.
LOL I still do this too, happened to me last week.
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I didnt practice clipping in and out. at my first stop sign i fell over and hit a bus
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Originally Posted by Stucky
Clipless...straps...duct-tape- any kind of foot retention'll do!
Why do you need foot retention at all? When I'm not riding clipless, I'm on flat MTB pedals. My feet know where they need to go, I don't need a cage or a belt to keep them in place. I see clips and straps as most of the disadvantages of clipless with none of the advantages (unless you do the whole thing with cleats and tightened straps, in which case it would be more convenient to simply go clipless). What's the deal? Honest question.

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Old 03-04-16, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Fiery
Why do you need foot retention at all? When I'm not riding clipless, I'm on flat MTB pedals. My feet know where they need to go, I don't need a cage or a belt to keep them in place. I see clips and straps as most of the disadvantages of clipless with none of the advantages (unless you do the whole thing with cleats and tightened straps, in which case it would be more convenient to simply go clipless). What's the deal? Honest question.
Very valid points! I'd say, that 95% of the time I don't need foot retention. It just comes in handy when you're pedaling at higher cadences; when it's wet; and climbing [I don't buy into the "you can get more power by pulling up on the pedals" thing- but I do feel that having foot retention when struggling up a big hill- especially when one is out of the saddle; and more so when one is tired and struggling, like on the big hills I have to climb just before getting home.] -Just to keep your feet from slipping off of the pedals. I'm sure, the vast majority of the time I'd be just fine with no retention. It's probably more psychological [like most things cycling] than anything else- you get used to it, and then feel that you "need it" because it seems funny to be without it.

And you're right- clipless is indeed a little more convenient vs. cages/straps. (Although not hugely so for me, as when I rode with cages/straps, I'd keep the straps loose enough to just be able to slide in and out of them without having to fiddle with them).

I think the most valuable aspect of foot retention to me, is the security it offers when out of the saddle. If I lived where it was flat, I'd probably just ride plain-old platform pedals with no retention- as I did for many years when I was younger. And even now, if I had to ride with no retention, I wouldn't even give it much thought- I'm sure I'd be just fine with a "grippy" platform pedal. [Damn these forums for making me try clipless!! ]
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Release my right foot and lean left.
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Cages and a loose fitting CCM helmet on my first group ride with elite riders. Dropped fast and shunned like I had leprosy.
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